Please help me write a love letter.

A million-word disgusting love letter

Dear, I haven't seen you for 35 1487 seconds, 35 1487 times of waiting and 35 1487 times of suffering.

Oh, dear, I miss you so much. I want to write you a love letter to express my thoughts about you, but I have no education. I only read three first-graders, two second-graders, five third-graders and four fourth-graders. I barely graduated from primary school until I was twenty. But! ! ! In the face of love, I won't say anything difficult! I will carry forward the spirit of the revolutionary predecessors who are not afraid of hardship and dare to sacrifice, and I will resolutely write a love letter of one million words to express my love for you.

Honey, I can't eat or sleep when you're not around. Now the weight is halved, the skin loses its luster, the brain can't think, the thighs can't run, the body lacks nutrition, and the spirit lacks water, just like tea leaves don't soak, popcorn doesn't explode, and no one comes to pee everywhere!

Dear, if you are the sun in the sky, I am the grass on the ground; If you are Snow Lotus in Tianshan Mountain, I am the pile of mud under Snow Lotus; If you are a cow dung flower, let me be the cow dung under that flower; If you are having an affair, I will go to the roadside to pick a wild flower.

Dear, you know, I miss you like a surging river, and my love for you is like countless mice and cockroaches crawling all over our home.

God, honey, you know, you are like a meat bone that always smells attractive, tempting me.

In the days when you are not with me, I find that I really can't live without you. If I don't have you, it's like enjoying the cool outside in summer, without mosquitoes. If I don't have you, it's like a stomachache and there are no bugs crawling in my intestines.

If I don't have you, if there is no meat in the bowl where I eat, and if there is no hemp in the dishes where Sichuanese eat, this love letter I give you now is called a "disgusting" love letter, because it has both meat and hemp.

Oh! Dear, I miss you again, just like mice miss rice, thieves miss wallets, bachelors miss wives, and rich people miss mistresses. I think you are going crazy.

Dear, no matter where you are, no matter whether you are by my side or not, my love for you will never change. The seas run dry and the rocks crumble. I forgot my friend. I am ashamed. I won't cry until I see the coffin. I belong to the Great Wall and will never fall. I will never die!

In order to show that my love for you is sacred and inviolable, please allow me to swear once again by Ye Yan's famous words that if I betray you and our love, let me go out and do XXX (in order to avoid your distress, I will save one million of the most vicious words in the world).

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In fact, the feelings between us can't be described in a day or two.

Don't worry about whether there are differences between us.

Because you are my favorite, even if you are wrong, it doesn't matter.

Listen to your mother, you are very upset recently, is there something on your mind?

Do you remember ChouHuei's "Agreement"? Talk to me!

It doesn't matter even if it's a small matter. Isn't there no secret between us?

Do you know what poached eggs look like? You are egg yolk, and I am egg white.

Egg yolk protein is inseparable. You are me, and I am you.

You called me impatiently yesterday, and my heart ached.

What's your problem? Is it because you didn't sleep well?

Otherwise I know from your bloodshot eyes that you stayed up late.

I want to tell you, shall we go for a walk together this Sunday?

I haven't had time to get together for a long time because I've been too busy recently.

My friends recently asked me out to play, but I refused them all.

My friend was very angry and said that I had been acting like an autistic child recently.

I think maybe if we continue like this, all those words will come true.

I really want to go out for a walk, but how can I be happy without you?

I haven't seen you recently I feel very uncomfortable. I don't think about tea and rice.

You called me today and told me that you had to work overtime and couldn't go out with me.

I want to visit you in your company, but I'm afraid I'll disturb you.

I want to tell you that I really miss you and just want to hear your voice.

Ask your mother, are you busy recently? She just said she wouldn't listen to you.

Are you really avoiding me? Or is it because you're seeing someone else?

I am so narrow-minded! Why am I so narrow-minded?

I'm so *! I almost desecrated you with my selfish heart.

No one can replace your innocence, your innocence, and everything.

I think, maybe our fate really came to an end!

Even you, who love snacks, have never touched the cookies I bought.

I have never had a lucky fate, and of course you don't belong to me.

If you want to pursue your dream, go ahead! I won't get in your way.

Just sauce it! My dearest person, I will always remember you.

All right! I also want to blow my love for you to the sea with the wind!

I won't do anything stupid. I will get used to living alone.

Farewell! The person I love most, but also hurt my deepest lover?

1, giving up on me is your life's fault. You may not feel it now. But one day you will regret it!

You are really a villain. I hate you so much now that I can't wait to rush to your house and kill you!

Do you really have to make me angry and make you happy without heart? You are really no ordinary goods!

He XX, in this life, I will thunder and lightning if I say one more sweet word to you. I will die a natural death, and Wan Jian will wear my heart out!

Even if you are the only man left, I won't look at you again. I despise your personality!

I never loved you. Do you think I really loved you before? Stop bragging! I'm playing you!

Even if you have cancer, if you have one last day, I won't sympathize with you, because you deserve it!

Even if the truck hits you in front of me, I won't take you to the hospital! You waste oxygen!

Although you are tall, you have eight legs. Do you think I don't know until I tell you?

Although, we have known each other for so long and haven't quarreled several times, do you think I am very accommodating to you, a bad person?

In fact, I was playing with you from the beginning! So you left me without feeling sad!

Let me kick your ass when you die. I take it out on you when I'm in a bad mood. You are still happy. I took you there!

Even if one of you and me dies, you must die first! I'm being a villain, hitting you every day!

I was reluctant to use your money when I had no money to spend. I really regret it! What a fool!

Last time I had an affair, I really regretted not letting you see it. I regret not inspiring your self-esteem!

Only you can think of the vulgar screen name of downtime arrears, and your IQ stops at five years old!

You said the way to stop my tears was to dry them with your lips. You are the worst person!

Fortunately, I didn't let you take advantage of me in the past, otherwise I would have lost a lot. What luck!

I don't want to think about your face. I'm embarrassed to take it out. How I used to live and shop!

I can't get rid of my heart by blaming you. Do you know why? I don't think you are badly hurt!

Forget it! Scolding you is just a waste of my saliva. I don't deserve and don't need to give it to someone like you!

Think that if you leave me, no one will chase me anymore? My popularity can be compared with Britney Spears!

Go to hell, as far away as possible! Let me see you scold again, you should know my temper!

You are you, I am me, and we make a clean break from now on. Don't talk to each other, or you are an asshole!

Even if you kneel before me again, I won't relent and forgive you. You are so hypocritical!

I will never buy wool for your mother again. That sweater is an insult to me!

One-on-one, I also quarreled with your mother. Your mother really has no quality to bully the little girl!

As a result, I gave birth to you, a worse villain. This is called bad luck, and it happened!

Theft is sentenced to half a year, what other bad things can't be done? I was blind then!

Last year, you ran out of the classroom for the first time after class. Do you remember the reason? Let me tell you something!

I like to put laxatives in your lunch when I am most annoyed. What do you think of squatting in the side room?

I can't even think that I'm worse than you. Can I? I laugh every time I think about it!

But you will never get revenge again, so I'll tell you the truth. Are you out of your mind?

Actually, I still feel a little guilty, but now I feel good! I laughed hysterically again!

Forgive me completely for my original behavior. Otherwise, you will never forget me in your life, and I am ashamed!

I am lying to you. Have you seen my shame on you? Even if there is, it's fake!

Your fault! Who told you to break up before me? This is karma, you know?

Come on! I'm not interested in you anymore. Stop pestering me in the future, or I'll find someone to beat you!

Forget me! I think you seem a little nervous. You must be really hurt this time!

Friends say we are made for each other. Bah! You really don't deserve me!

My weight is none of your business. This is called fullness. You want me to lose weight every day, I'm fucking fed up with you!

You are not so much like a duck in the street as a new human being. Tired of watching Xiao Taibao's death!

You said to do it again, and you were bullied so badly by me? Want to know the answer?

I will kick your ass when I die! You are so stupid! Ten thousand more times, and you will die at my hands!

Just reflect on where you are wrong! I won't tell you the answer again!

Say what? Do you want to kill yourself? You are really not a man. I've only bullied you for less than two years and I want to die!

Dead? Then I'll shut up. I'm not interested in wasting my breath on a dead man You rest in peace!

Hmm. How interesting

[Hint: Look down from the third word in each line after reading]

I was so moved that I almost cried. )

2. Your face makes it difficult for me to sleep-horrible!

Your eyes are like stars at night-be afraid!

Your smell haunts my mind-I want to throw up!

Your smile comes to mind from time to time-it will kill people!

Your tone suffocates me-falling in love with you is painful!

Your figure is like a devil-your upper body is crooked and your lower body is crooked!

Words can't describe everything about you-you'd better not go out in the future!

[Hint: If you can't read the love letter, please connect the first word after each dash]

This may be fate or a miracle. In this life, we can meet across the sea of people, coexist in the same time and space, and even feel your heartbeat and breathing. For you, this may be fate at best, but it is only the shortest stop on the journey. For me, it is the goddess of fate who smiles and is a once-in-a-lifetime wish. If it takes a thousand years to meet you, then in order to show your smile, I can pray for another thousand years, experience the cycle of time and see your cycle or eternity.

When you passed me quietly, I was sure I heard the lily blooming. Your casual look back attracted me to stand and stare for a long time.

Every time I look at you from a distance, my heart beats faster for no reason. My eyes are so attracted by you, but I can't get your attention. If such torture makes me die with disappointment and expectation for you, it may be my happiness.

I want to look at your side face forever. Every gentle line and every subtle expression has been engraved in my heart, and it is hard to erase even after thousands of times.

Even if I can't get your love, just let me guard you, and I will have no regrets. You fell from the sky like an angel, so suddenly and so beautiful that I was at a loss. I want to be a part of you, even if it's just a feather on my wing, it can make me feel satisfied.

I like you, but I don't know when it started. It seems to be overnight. Just hearing your name makes me feel strange, and just seeing your face makes me unable to take my eyes off.

I like you, but I don't know why. I just like you unconditionally and silently under the guidance of God. I am eager to know everything about you. That urgent mood makes me want to be an unknown plant on your road. Even if I was dried by the sun before you noticed me, even if I was blown down by the wind before I saw your figure passing by, I would like to stand on the side of the road with my heart's expectation for a long time until the moment I met you became eternal.

I can give up everything as long as I can be with you. I am eager to be the only scenery in your eyes, but there is no way for you to look back at me who has been staring at you behind me. Unconsciously, you are the only person I can see. I try my best to hide this emotion, but I can't deceive myself by deceiving everyone. So you are all my dreams.

You are the sleeping princess in my dream. In order to let you sleep peacefully, I am willing to choose not to wake up. Until a prince gently kisses you and wakes you up, my mission of guarding you will lose its meaning. Then I will fall into the darkness with eternal tenderness and missing you. I would rather face the endless night than wake up and not return to the world without your smile.

Can you see it? My heart. Can you hear me? My voice. Then please look at me deeply, even for a second, it will become eternity in my life.