Act I (by the river)
(Four people on stage, walking)
Wen Zhiming: A flock of geese at the foot of the mountain.
Zhou wenbin: hissing.
Zhu Zhishan: Falling into the river to catch geese can satisfy my hunger.
Tang Bohu: Go home to play with your wife after dinner.
Zhu Zhishan: We four gifted scholars are rare-
I-Zhu Zhishan
I-Wen Zhiming
I-zhou wenbin
(01... 0 "-10") I, I am the first of the four gifted scholars of RTVU in the 20th century-Tang, Bo and Hu, who stimulated global attention and broke the film pattern in China.
Zhu Zhishan: F4 meet again!
Tang Bohu: F? Flowers? Flowers? (02...8"-2 1")
Reminds me of my sad past. . . Alas,
Bad luck, bad luck! I thought I was a flower-
Other three: flowers? !
Tang Bohu: My home!
Zhou wenbin and Wen Zhiming: (looking at each other) So this is cow dung!
Tang Bohu is angry: What are you talking about? I really can't stand it! No, this is unbearable! Say such rude words to a handsome guy like me! Talk, talk, I'll kill you!
Zhu Zhishan: Bo Hu, do you know that the tarot card says that you are lucky today?
Tang Bohu: What are you talking about? Your grandfather, when did I have bad luck? Let's go!
Act II (Weeds of the Second Religion)
Narrator: One day, Bohu met Comrade Qiu Xiang, a peerless beauty. At that time, Chou-heung had just returned from Xia Guang supermarket to buy toilet paper, and she cut through Joule's weeds. On the way, there were two child robbers in Lu Yu, one black and one white.
(03 ... 0 "-4") (Chou-heung came on stage, walking gracefully, black and white impermanence)
(04 ... 0 "-9") Black: Hit ... Rob.
Bai: I planted this tree and opened this road. If you want to live from now on, stay and buy the fare! (Fast+Smooth)
Qiu: that ... that ... the little girl gave you something, so you let me go ... (Bai impermanence grabs something)
Blake: wait ... wait ... I want to rob another woman. (stuttering)
(Don, want to play)
Qiu: Wow ~ ~ ~
(Freeze) Narrator: It was this short scream of 0.0 1 second that started a fate. (slow)
Tiger: as fast as a gust of wind, as urgent as lightning, sunflower acupoints! (to both of you) comrades! Comrades! Have you watched the news broadcast recently? Don't watch the news broadcast, listen to the radio and read newspapers, you know. The party teaches us to be proud of obeying the law and to be ashamed of breaking the law. I despise these women robbers the most. They have no technical content at all. After many years of reform and opening up, you haven't even changed your lines. It's really sad Look at you. You obviously have bad legs and feet, but you have to take two steps. If the police uncle comes to arrest you, you can't even run away in large numbers. Hey. You and you, in the cold. If you don't get dressed properly, it will be messy if you freeze. Even if you don't consider yourself, you have to consider your parents. Sunflower acupuncturist!
Bai: Oh, stop it, big brother. You Tang people are really full of nonsense about feelings. You were born with Tang Priest, right? Young people never dare to touch dead people again.
Zhu Zhishan: What are you talking about? Avalanches Ah, Mohe ~! (Punching)
(black and white impermanence was ousted, I would like to step down)
Xiang: Thanks to your son's rescue just now. Or I'll ... (Lie on your side and cover your face)
Don: You're welcome, miss. (squinting up and down)
(05...26")
Xiang: Your son is really handsome. May I ask your name?
Tang: (grinned) My name is Tang Bohu. May I ask your name?
Xiang: (shyly) Call me Chou-heung.
Don: (excitedly) Then please allow me to take Miss Chou-heung home. (waving to Zhu. Ride a BMW bike)
Xiang: Then you have to work hard.
Don: Look at the bright and round moon in the sky.
Item: I hate ` ~ (hold Tang tight)
Narrator: When Bohu saw Chou-heung, he was really enlightened. It's like eating calcium in calcium. My back is sore and my legs don't hurt. Even the car is full of energy. diminuendo
Chorus Simple Love
Xiang: Son, my home has arrived (Tang just looks at Chou-heung. ) childe. My home is here. (Endure the pain, put down the incense and succeed)
Tang: Xiang ...
Xiang: (suddenly turning back, delicately) What?
Don: Start singing: "I love you".
Don: (after singing) Xiang ~ Remember to keep in touch with me by SMS. I am a guest in the M-Zone, and I am in charge of my site (for the audience).
Xiang: (facing the audience) ... I'm Unicom. . . . . ~ remember to contact. (Turning to Tang Xiang) I have to go.
(05... 1'59")
(Xiang walked three times and turned back)
Don: When Sister Chou-heung looks back,
Zhu Zhishan: Tai Sen changed to table tennis.
Don: Sister Chou-heung turned around.
Zhu Zhishan: Yang Guo is in love with Li Mochou.
Don: Sister Chou-heung turned three times.
Zhu Zhishan: Monks began to use Rejoice.
Don: Shit, are you kidding? (Kicking desire)
Act III (Music Square)
Narrator: A few days later, the computer department held a night party of Metersbonwe Bang Wei and Bang Wei. Chou-heung was tentatively named as the heroine, and the whole school recruited leading actors. As for the applicants, there are still many.
Dean: Haha, how can there be so many?
Item: That's quite a lot (tossing hair), let alone who recruited the hero. Director, what topic do you think we should choose today?
T: Don't worry, Xiang. You have your own tricks for the teacher. (Laughing my head off) First of all, let me introduce today's judge-Sixiang!
(06...0"-25")
Sixiang: Hello ~ Hello ~ Hello (wearing big flowers of different colors, blowing kisses, learning from Leorowi)
Zhu: (looking around in front of the stage, and then running back to the stage of Tang Dynasty) Oh, my God, I just took a look under the stage, and I saw it was so dark that I couldn't even see what my head looked like. Not to mention, Chou-heung has a lot of fans. It is said that A Dao can be fierce. To choose the leading actor, he has either a broken arm or a broken leg, and some ... (suicide)
Don: Hey, it seems that I'm going to play a little trick today, good brother ~ Let's go together, you go first. This is the so-called good system. Baby, come on.
Zhu: That's not fair. I won't do it.
Don: Wow! Are you kidding? I am your boss! You have to listen to me. (He puts his hand on Zhu's shoulder) Go quickly, and invite you to eat western food on the fourth floor of Chenxi after you finish.
Desire; Dawn 4 th floor? I really haven't been to that place, okay. If I were young, I would give my life for you. Remember to take care of my uncle's third niece.
Don: Go ahead. .
Wish: OK, I'll go to the small one. Now we should learn from Fan Wei, stupid, not rubbish.
Teaching: 18! (English)
Don: (kicking) Go!
(Tang stepped down)
Wish: (silly smile for a long time. )
Teacher: Do you have an IQ? And apply,
Wish: me. . What the hell is IQ?
Xiang: Is this your first day out? You still ask such a retarded question. I see your lemon head, mouse eyes, aquiline nose, eight eyebrows, ears, big mouth, rabbit teeth, wick neck, high and low arms, long and short hands, chicken breast, dog belly and useless waist. If I were you, I would kill myself! You can hurry back to mars ~ the earth is very dangerous.
Wish: fire. . . Star crisis. . . Risk. . . What? . .
Xiang: (inhaling deeply) When I was a child, I lacked calcium. When I grew up, I didn't have love, and I was wrapped around kelp. . . . . . . Death is a waste of land. On the whole, you are useless.
Wish: Here you are. . . My password is just. . . can use
Director: I'll give you the password, but you can't use it.
Wish: you, you, you,
Director: Forget it. It's too much trouble to talk to you. Please listen to the topic and talk about the contents of eight honors and eight disgraces.
Wish: 8. . Eight honors and eight disgraces?
Director: Well, tell me about Theory of Three Represents.
Wish: 3...3 ... represents 8 ... eight honors and eight disgraces. ...
Item: roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll! ?
Wish: Oh, Sister Xiangxiang, I was not joking with you just now. Listen carefully ~
Dongfanghong, the sun rises, and the motherland flies. It is the most glorious to love the motherland, and the most shameful to betray it. Love the motherland, love the people, serve the people enthusiastically, take serving the people as the greatest glory, and deviate from the people as the greatest shame; High-tech, destroying teachers, advocating science is the most glorious, ignorance is the most shameful, the most shameful!
Teacher: You! It is you! Only you! That's settled! That's him!
Item: He ...
Teacher: I am in charge of my website.
(Tang came to power)
Zhu: Young Master, he wants me to (rush over and shake Tang).
Don: What wants you? I thought I told you to play dumb. Hum Bohu is very angry, and the consequences are very serious (beating Zhu)
When Tang Bohu defeated Zhu Zhishan, the dean's son proposed to join the selection, and the dean agreed. (Breaking in with Zhu)
(07 ... o "-22") Zhu pointed to the director's son and said, Who are you?
Son: I am invincible in the world. People hate me and flowers beat me. School bully xxx! ! Just picked it. Is that your demo? Dare to compare with me?
Wish: I think I am one of the four great talents. ...
Son: Cut the crap! Please listen to the topic: three teachers in one township, two Li, dare to teach seven or eight nine children without knowing the four books, five classics and six classics. This is very bold.
Wish: (Khan) this ...
Son: You're right! ~~
Don (walks to the center of the stage): Let me try. Ten rooms and nine poverty, eight hundred and twenty-seven dollars and sixty-five cents, but still half-hearted, first-class and dirty.
Son: How neat!
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Son: In the picture, the dragon doesn't scream and the tiger doesn't scream. That's ridiculous, little nerd.
Don: In the chessboard, there are no wheels or horses. Call the general. Look out.
Zi: Yingying, Yan Yan, emerald green, red, harmonious everywhere.
Don: ups and downs, flowers and plants, you see, every year.
Son: Ten thoughts, homesickness for the country.
Tang: Enjoy all the eyes, all the flowers, all the moon and all the autumn fragrance. (winking at Chou-heung)
Son: I lost to you, bookworm! Your family comes to plant trees.
Don: Your bathtub is mixed with fish.
Son: Fish and fat fruit are cooked in my stomach.
Don: Your mother will cook.
My son died of a heart attack ... (the staff took him off the stage)
Don: Just kidding, Brother Wang Ba actually suffered from heart shock, which is unprecedented. I admire him.
Teacher: My son ~! ! (to Don) Get out! You killed my son! I want you to pay! Somebody, bring the ultimate weapon! (backstage) Like a flower, see a guest! (08...)
Play like a flower! ! ! ! ! ! ! Leg first scene ...
% ...% is the funny part that likes flowers.
Tang Bohu is crazy: Oh ~ No ~ ~ Aliens appear! ! ! (Tang runs to Chou-heung) Xiang, come with me!
(Lights out, everyone except Tang and Ruhua steps down)
The light is aimed at tang and other two people. Tang and Ruhua walked around the field, holding them hand in hand into Ruhua, and then ran backstage.
Chou-heung came on stage and the lights were aimed at Xiang. Chou-heung turned her back and looked sad-turned her head and began to sing: (09... 1' 43 "-2' 5 ")
After the music, there came Tang Bohu's howl: God! Why is it like a flower! ! ! ! Chou-heung ~~ ~
* Note: All narrators use the tone of telling stories.
-Copyright: Propaganda Department of Computer Department, Chengdu College, University of Electronic Science and Technology of China-
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