Sentences about funny humor

Funny sentences suitable for sending friends are worth collecting:

1: I'm so cute at this age. I am really a sinner!

(selfie)

I have many advantages, but the only deficiency is lack of balance!

(Funny selfie)

I could have lived a happy life, but I have no money to hurt me!

(Funny selfie)

This winter, I decided to go retro and wear last year's clothes, not because of money, but because of nostalgia.

(selfie)

5: I hope that people will last for a long time, and don't grow meat every meal.

(with food photos)

6: Don't be lazy with me, I'll be lazy with you.

(When it is true)

7. How can I transfer the money in my mind to the online bank card?

(Funny photo)

8: The circle of friends you praised is called donuts.

(with selfie)

9: The circle of friends is for reference only, and the real thing is subject to me.

(with selfie)

10: If you don't laugh, it's bad luck. If you smile, it is big.

(Funny selfie)

1 1: I was wronged and planted in my hands.

(Funny selfie)

12: cause and effect have consequences, and the next rich woman is me.

(Funny selfie)

13: Can you do some activities according to your weight, such as reducing 20 by 100 or something?

(when losing weight)

14: I want to sleep first thing when I wake up every day.

(Funny selfie)

15: It's not good to give up halfway. I suggest you love me to death.

(Funny selfie)

16: the biggest regret in this life

Just can't kiss your lovely face.

17: You don't know what dependence is until you lose your belt.

(Funny selfie)

18: I often cry alone, but I don't want to hit myself.

(Funny selfie)

19: Cut the wire with a kitchen knife, and all the way sparks and lightning.

(with funny photos)

20: Self-timer, three points depend on face value, and seven points depend on filter.

(with selfie)