Unfinished marriage
Mr. Hao walks the streets and cares about people's lives. One day, he came to a village. A middle-aged woman asked for a
Unfinished marriage
Mr. Hao walks the streets and cares about people's lives. One day, he came to a village. A middle-aged woman asked for a life test. After listing the eight characters, Mr. Hao asked her: "Look at life, ask for money, ask for children, ask for officials; What do you want to ask about luck, disaster and marriage? " The middle-aged woman said, "My husband has been away for many years, and I haven't heard from him. Do you think he is alive or dead? Can he come back later? " Mr. Hao replied, "judging from your life, your husband is not out." You know how he is now. Don't lie. In my opinion, your husband is either in prison or lying in bed and can't move, right? "
Hearing this, the woman knew that Mr. Hao's kung fu was by no means ordinary, so she said, "Yes, yes, you are right. My husband has been in bed for several years. Do I have to work hard to get to the end? " Hey! "
As soon as I heard this, I knew that this woman didn't want to serve her old man. Seeing that she had an affair, Teacher Hao was no longer polite to her, and said what she had done smoothly: "Your husband can't move at home, and you have been in love for a long time. This man is younger than you. You want to ask when you can get married? "
"Sir, you have seen everything, I won't hide. That's what happened. Do you think we can succeed? " As soon as the woman finished speaking, Mr. Hao said, "You have something to hide. I think your hands are ready. If your husband lives a long life, you are waiting to marry him. If your husband lives long, you are going to marry your daughter to him, so that he is still a member of your family. What's the use of asking me? "
"Sir, you are a living fairy. You can read my heart. Now I have to ask you directly. How many years can I live with my old man's illness? So that I can plan ahead. "
Mr. Hao replied, "Since you asked me this, I'll be straight with you. Your old man can't survive this winter, so you can get married next spring. "
Life should have ended here, but a strange thing happened again. There is a distant cousin of Mr. Hao in this village, whom I haven't contacted for many years. It happened that he was recognized today and was invited to visit this cousin's house. When he entered the room, my cousin asked him what he had given the woman. Mr. Hao told the truth. Hearing this, cousin sighed and said, "Jinyang, you don't know that the one who is good with her is our second child." A young man married a widow about his mother's age. What kind of scandal do you think this is? Mr. Hao readily agreed to my cousin's plea, but still said, "Although I can say it, it may not work. Look at his life. If he doesn't deserve a second marriage, there is still hope. "
My cousin said the birth date of the second boy, but Mr. Hao postponed it, and found that he should get a second marriage, and he was not interested in having children himself, so he certainly didn't change. He said to his cousin, "My nephew's life is the same, but he belongs to our own family. I will persuade him when he comes back. " Mr. Hao knows that persuasion is futile and just to find a job.
After a while, the second child came back, and Mr. Hao tried to dissuade him from trying to destroy his marriage. In fact, not only did she not break off, but she officially married this woman in February of the following year. He also wondered afterwards. Why does a big boy want to marry an old woman who can't have children? When I came to this village again, I asked about it. The villagers said, "Although that woman is over forty, she looks like she is in her twenties. She's charming. Of course I can't see it. " I see.
Yangtizi
When Mr. Hao Jinyang was young, he went from one village to another to look after people's lives, and often had no fixed place to live. One year, Mr. Hao Jinyang went to Yuanping, Shanxi, and lived in a carriage shop. There are fewer car and horse shops now. The old days were for rickshaw pullers. Some people even brought horses and chariots, and shopkeepers generally earned a lot of money. Mr. Hao lived alone in a room for more than ten days, which naturally affected the business of the car and horse shop. Now, the boss is unhappy. This morning, before Mr. Hao went out, the boss said hello and went into the room to find Mr. Hao. "Mr. Hao, let me discuss something with you." "Ah, you say." The boss scratched his head and said, "I heard that you are doing well, and I want to ask you something ..." "Well, tell me what you want!" "But to tell you the truth," the boss continued, "if you get it right this time, come to the store and stay for free. What if it's wrong? Then go today, and please stay somewhere else in the future. " Mr. Hao thought to himself, "What do you mean?" The boss waved and said, "Can you figure out what I had for lunch today?" Mr. Hao didn't embarrass me, did he? But under the eaves, people have to agree, ask the boss's character clearly, and start to scrutinize it carefully. After a while, Mr. Hao looked up: "I have worked out what you eat, but you can't change it for the time being!" " ""that's natural. "So," said Mr. Hao, "you have a dry cake and a sheep's hoof at noon today." "oh? "The boss paused and then smiled:" Mr. Hao, you must have miscalculated this time. My wife is mixing noodles in the kitchen. We are going to eat noodles at noon today! " After that, the boss reached out and patted Mr. Hao on the shoulder, opened the curtain and walked away! Mr. Hao thought, since the calculation is wrong, he should pack up and prepare to leave. Say two things. At noon that day, the boss went to the kitchen and was about to eat noodles. Suddenly there was a long hiss in the backyard. A guest's mule was surprised and went straight to the road! At that time, the traffic was not as developed as it is now, and all kinds of cars and motorcycles were rare. The boss put down his bowl and ran straight to the road like a frightened mule, chasing after him! By the time the mule finished his ideological work and was taken back to the horse shop, it was already past lunch time. The boss is sleepy and tired, tied with a mule, thinking about eating that bowl of noodles. Go into the kitchen, lift the lid, the pot is empty! When the boss called his wife, she quickly explained, "As soon as you left at noon, my mother's brother came with a friend and ate all my noodles." "Is there anything to eat at home?" "At noon, I'm too lazy to cook. There is still a dry cake baked on the stove. You can put it on the mat first, and I will cook something delicious at night. " "Then I can't just eat dry cakes!" The boss asked, "What else?" "Let me see ... oh, there's a sheep's hoof left. Otherwise, I will heat it for you? " The boss was helpless, holding a dry cake in one hand and a sheep's hoof in the other. He only recited two words in his heart: "Shit! "Last year, I heard from my brother that the owner of the carriage shop was still alive, but he didn't break his word. Later, Mr. Hao went to live in his house and never gave money.