Do what you see?
Once upon a time, there was a landlord who loved chickens. The tenant rented his family's fields, but it was not enough to pay the rent. He had to give him a chicken first.
There was a tenant named Zhang San who went to pay rent to the landlord at the end of the year, and rented the land in the next year. When he went there, he put a chicken in a bag, and after paying the rent, he told the landlord about renting the land in the next year. He insisted that he was empty-handed, so he said, "There are no three kinds of land." Zhang San understood the meaning of this sentence and immediately took the chicken out of the bag.
When the landlord saw the chicken, he immediately changed his tune and said, "Who will I give it to if I don't give it to Zhang San?" ?
Zhang San said, "Your words have become so fast!" ?
The landlord replied, "What I said just now was' nonsense', but now this sentence is made by chance."?
here are the ears?
The new magistrate is from Shandong, because he has to hang up? Son, he said to the master, "Go and buy me two bamboo poles?
touts recognized the "bamboo pole" of Shandong dialect as "pig liver", and quickly agreed to it. They hurried to the butcher's shop and said to the shopkeeper, "The new county grandfather wants to buy two pig livers. Are you a wise man?
you should know it! "?
The shopkeeper is a clever man. He immediately cut off two pig livers and gave away a pair of pig ears.
After leaving the butcher's shop, the master thought, "My master told me to buy pig liver. Of course this pig ear is mine ..." So he wrapped the hunting ear and stuffed it into his pocket. When he returned to the county government, he reported to the magistrate: "Report back, Grandpa, I bought pig liver! "?
When the magistrate saw that the touts bought pig liver, he said angrily, "Where are your ears?"! "Hearing this, the master turned pale with fear and hurriedly replied:?" Ear ... Ear ... Here ... In my ... In my pocket! "?
is there an opportunity?
A commodity salesman went to Guangzhou on business. After arriving in Beijing, he wanted to go by plane, so he sent a telegram to the manager for fear that the manager would not agree to the reimbursement: "There is an opportunity, do you want to take it?" "When the manager received the telegram, he thought it was the" opportunity "to close the deal, and immediately called back:" Take it when you can "?
when the salesman came back from a business trip to reimburse the travel expenses, the manager refused to reimburse the plane ticket expenses because he was not qualified enough to fly. The salesman took out his manager's call back and the manager was dumbfounded.
related to place names?
On New Year's Eve, my younger brother took two overseas Chinese students home for dinner. One was cheerful and the other was more formal.
During the dinner, the cheerful classmate smiled and said to us, "He is from Myanmar, so he is shy." Then he raised his glass to propose a toast to everyone, raised his head and gulped it down, and then said, "I'm from Yangon."?
is the headmaster angry?
At the school affairs meeting at the end of the semester, the headmaster was furious at the inefficiency of personnel administration. He said, "Those in charge of directors' business are not sensible; Being unconscious in charge of personnel management; As an officer, I don't do it! "?
a meeting in the country?
In a meeting in a village, due to homophonic, the village head said, "Rabbits, shrimps, don't paste melons, pickles are too expensive." (Comrades, villagers, don't talk, now the meeting is over.) The host said, "Sausage paste melons are invited for pickles." (Now the township head is invited to speak.) The township head said, "Rabbits, shrimps."