Want a hilarious joke! ! !

1. There is a student who is about to graduate from his senior year and still has no job or girlfriend. So, he went to tell fortunes.

"You will remain in poverty until you are forty years old..."

The student's eyes lit up after hearing this, thinking that there was a change, so he asked: "What next?"

"Then you will get used to this kind of life..."

2. A friend went to have his fortune told. Fall in love at the age of twenty-five, get married at the age of twenty-five, have children at the age of thirty, and live a life of wealth, peace, family, happiness and worry-free old age.

The man was first shocked and then angry, and said: I am thirty-five years old, have a doctorate, and am a bachelor. I am not in love.

After hearing this, the gentleman thought for a while and said: "Young man, knowledge changes your destiny.