Chairman: The exhibition competition has officially begun. Let’s first ask the affirmative debaters to make their arguments. Please!
Zhengyi: Thank you, Chairman! Dear judges, fellow **, fellow straight men, fellow benders, fellow debaters, good evening to all!
Brother Leslie Cheung once said, "I just fell in love with someone, and this person happens to be the same sex. I love him, no matter whether he is a boy or a girl!" Today we are here to discuss such a person Question, please all of you here and the other debaters have a tolerant attitude, take off your colored glasses, throw down the shackles of traditional concepts, and look at such a gender-neutral love through the shackles of the world. Now I will lead you into the inner world of Han Han and Guo Jingming, and reveal a secret that must be told!
Students,
Do you still remember the new concept essay competition on the bank of the Huangpu River? It not only created literary geniuses but also created many poignant loves, among which Han Han and Guo Jingming have to be mentioned. Han Han, also known as Mr. Han, is a young writer who loves the Internet, freedom, getting up late, nighttime food stalls, and racing cars. Guo Jingming, known as Xiao Si, is a child as pure as our Erbian! His sorrow is as much as his talent, and his purity is much, much, much, much more than his talent. I felt pity for him when I saw him, and I held his waist tightly; he lay down on the firewood and tasted courage, enduring the humiliation and bearing the heavy burden. His hair is a beautiful yellow color, and his eyes are like the sky full of cherry blossoms. His petite frame was just perfect for being hugged. The most important thing is that he likes George Han.
As a part of the very harmonious YY youth, we have come to the conclusion that Han Han and Guo Jingming should be together based on three aspects: objective, subjective and practical. Listed below:
First, Young Master Han and Xiao Si are objectively a good match and should be together. Many things were predestined by God. Xiaosi was born in June and Han Han was born in September. June and September are the intersection of the times and the sea. Xiao Si is a pig and Han Shao is a dog. In order to prevent their next generation from being inferior to pigs and dogs, they must stay together decisively, right? Mr. Han is type B, and Xiaosi is type AB, which is the legendary love type B. Even their blood types are so openly revealed, so what reason do they have for not being together! Let’s take a look at the zodiac signs. Mr. Han is a Libra, and the mistress is a Gemini. Libra and Gemini speed dating, as high as 99! Is it possible? That’s not all, the most suitable ones are the heights, Mr. Han is 173cm, and the mistress is 155cm. The height difference of 18cm is just enough for the four girls to look up at Han Shaoying’s face at a 45° angle! After our accurate calculation, we got the exact data, 1.73 divided by 1.55 minus 0.5 = 0.618, 0.618! Is there such a thing as the golden section?
Second, Young Master Han and Xiao Si subjectively yearn for each other and should be together. Do you still remember that night? At the celebration of the tenth anniversary of the New Concept Composition Competition, Mr. Han and Xiaosi met! After a brief handshake, the two sat down. Young Master Han glanced sideways at Xiao Si, who straightened his back and faced the front, because he knew that there were many cameras facing him, including a pair of Young Master Han's. eyes. He boasts that ten years ago, Xiaosi came to Shanghai alone without anyone. No one ever asked him why he gave up his beautiful hometown and came to Shanghai, and he never gave an answer. But we know that Han Han is in Shanghai! Xiaosi once said, how can ripped jeans and evening clothes stand together, how can my guitar play with the piano? In order to stand with the evening dress and to play with the piano, Xiao Si has been cautiously trying to catch up. Mr. Han won the first place in the first New Concept Composition Competition, and Xiao Si devoted himself to practicing and won the championship in the third and fourth New Concept Competition. Not only that, Xiao Si has also talked about his yearning for Mr. Han countless times in his books. He said, I have no extravagant hopes. I just want you to be happy and not sad. It is good to have you alone in my world. Lively enough. When Mr. Han said to reporters that he was living a good life, Xiaosi looked up at the sky at a 45° angle and wrote sadly, "If you say your life is not good, I am very sad. If you say your life is good, I will be even more sad." . Having said this, I feel a little sad. . .
Thirdly, it is actually feasible for Mr. Han and Xiaosi to be together. If there is anything that can prevent two people in love from being together, it is the worldly perspective! What they wanted was not much, not much at all, just a double bed and a bottle of lubricant. If we can put aside worldly thoughts, they will be able to fully sublimate in this land of love, and harvest chrysanthemums all over the ground under the polish of the blue sky.
Objectively a good match, subjectively aspirational, and actually feasible God-given marriage, why bother to beat the mandarin ducks to prevent them from being together! Han Han once said that it takes ten years to cultivate in the same boat, a hundred years to cultivate to sleep on the pillow, and a thousand years to cultivate homosexuality! Let us break through the shackles of the secular world together and support a passionate tomorrow for them! Thanks!
Chairman: I would like to thank the defense partner for her powerful statement. She proved from three aspects: subjectively, objectively and feasibly that homosexuality must be carried out to the end! Now, would you like to invite fellow debaters from the opposing side to make a discussion statement? Please!
Reverse: I would like to first thank the opponent’s debater for her wonderful speech. I found that the opponent’s opponent has a characteristic. She especially likes to use the sentence pattern of "remember how so", so I will also use it. Just one sentence! Remember me? (Remember!) Do you remember my beginning? (Remember!) I used a similar beginning today, so let’s get down to business.
This is a small era, but also a big era.
The story of this era comes from a book written by one person. There is a strange man in Shu, his name is Xiaosi. The waist is as soft as a weak willow, and the tender hands are like catkins. 01 New concept, too sad to cut. 02 Collection of works, the edge of love and pain. In the dream, the fallen flowers were all white, and the girl was selling little matches. The summer solstice has not arrived yet, let’s listen to Fourth Master show off his famous brands. Gucci, Neo Givenchy, Louis Vuitton, Armani. When you see the mourning in front of you, your heart is not your own. If the Buddha is not shaken, you cannot afford to hurt him. Protecting the earth vertically and horizontally, what is the status of the angel with broken wings? In fact, this passage is translated into modern language: Ah, the weak boy who saved up money to eat a bowl of watermelon ice in the past, are you still looking up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, bright and sad, in a Cadillac? What about Todoroki's gesture, through the sadness that appears and disappears at that time? He is Guo Jingming.
And when I say that this era is great, it comes from another person. This person’s profile seems to be a well-written first picture, which makes people want to read more. He is like his works. In the film, Lin Yuxiang from the Sanzhongmen seems to be living a confused life, but when he gets the right to speak, you find that he is very sober. As a pure science student, I don’t know if he can afford to wear the label of a cutting-edge intellectual, but what we all admit is that he is at least the most vocal person among those born in the 1980s. He does not represent anyone, only himself. My own Han.
In this contradictory era, the two of them met by chance. It also happens to be such a traditional society. Why is it called a traditional society? Because this society has busy days and nights, complicated things and entanglements, troubled feelings and desires, love is no longer just a cup of warm milk bottle ding dong ding dong, nor is it just a person carrying hello kitty for you at this time. Bags, in an era when eyeliner counts as eyes, height-increasing shoes count as height, and silicone pads count as bra cups, girls with flowing hair and tall, crisp boys have long since expired. What kind of men are women passionate about today? Wen Neng controls lolita with his pen, Wu Neng puts a wife on his bed, advances to bully the young lady, and retreats to raise her buttocks to welcome all the gays.
Just because BL has become the main theme of the times and gay-stirring has become a scene that everyone likes to see, does the other debater think that they should be together? Just because they both became famous in the New Concept Competition, one is a rich man and the other is wild and unrestrained, do the other debaters think that they will become rich and powerful as soon as they meet? Just because they are both hot-button figures born in the 1980s, each at the forefront of the limelight, with huge popularity and a strong fan support group, the opponent’s fellow debater thinks that a passionate and adulterous one-night stand is okay for me?
I cry and tell you that BL novels are all lies. I cry and tell you that love is not what you want to buy, you can buy it if you want to. I tell you righteously, who should be with whom is not just to meet public expectations, Si also has the right to choose who will accompany him in those luxurious and bright youth. And who is Han Han's Ruo Caihong, when we meet Fang Zhiyou, it is not something we can decide. The opponent's debater turned to astrology for help. Gemini and Libra are a perfect match, which I don't think is very reliable. Our debate partner was advised by a senior fortune teller on the bridge. The two of them have different horoscopes, mutually incompatible hands, do not look like a couple, have slightly different personalities, and although it is difficult for outsiders to distinguish between them in terms of spiritual status, I have at least seen their works. With my weak taste, I feel that there is still a lot of difference between the two. Han Shaoni is a growth type, growing up with his readers, while Fourth Master is a stagnant type. He has been a post-80s generation, and now a post-90s generation, and will surely sweep the post-00s generation in the foreseeable future. It is hard to imagine that when Young Master Han became Mr. Han, the Fourth Master was stroking his gray beard and grieving with the 20-year-old generation. Such a heart that is always eighteen years old dares to ask Young Master Han how he can be like him. Only then can we dare to break up with you? !
To the audience present, do you know what the farthest distance is in the world? It’s not that I stand in front of you but don’t know that I love you, nor is it that we love each other but can’t be together, it’s that I have already coveted my time and you are still here before the summer solstice comes! On the question of whether it should or should not, even if the current situation is like this, we admit that if there is still true love between two people, then height is not a distance, and gender is not a problem. Note that what I am talking about here is true love, not a few photoshopped pictures of writers, not a polite response or accusation when facing reporters. If the other debater can prove that there is true love between the two, then I will defect to the team now. , abandon the darkness for the light, and join your camp.
Furthermore, we want to talk about the spiritual level. It is said that a reporter once asked the two of them, what would happen to you two if you lost your care? Guo Jingming's answer at that time was, if I don't become famous, I will be lost for a while, so I can hope that I will be famous again, and even more famous. And Mr. Han said, I do myself all the three hundred and sixty-four days plus twenty hours a year. Classmates, what a huge gap there is. Young Master Han and reality are a kind of sadomasochistic love, a Korean drama with 200 episodes, while Guo Jingming and reality are a passionate love, a kiss in three episodes deleted from 200 episodes. Not only that, but when facing the eternal topic of youth, the two have very different attitudes. Xiaosi said, I stood on the hill, looking at myself, seeing pictures of luxurious and bright youth, with tears streaming down my face. And Mr. Han said, I miss a certain year the most, when the air was free and fresh, the mountains and smoke, the dogs, And the fields, I sleep, summer.
Finally, let me end my speech today with a paragraph. One is a five-foot man and the other is a handsome young man. If there was no romance, I met him again in this life. If there was a romance, why did Mr. Han get married? One is a speed control, one is a selfie fanatic, one is the moon in the water, and the other is the flower in the mirror.
I dare to ask the audience present, how much love can the two of them have, and how can they withstand your journey from autumn to winter, and from spring to summer! Thank you all!