1. Tricky expert
Actually, I am a prankster who changes the social atmosphere, enchants thousands of girls, stimulates the movie market, and improves the connotation of young people. , my name is Gu Jing, and my English name is Jing Koo!
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3. The God of Cookery
Ah Shui is famous for picking up countless girls and is a thorn in the side of all us men. His elegant figure exudes seductive charm that all girls find irresistible. With his heart-breaking eyes, no matter how cold and arrogant a woman is, they will all be melted by his gentle eyes. He is universally recognized as the love saint of the neighborhood and the soul of the Lucky Tea Restaurant. Everyone knows him - Prince Egg Tower.
He is arrogant, but kind-hearted, he is low-key, but admired by thousands of people. He can use the fire given by God to mankind to perfection, and cook super dishes that can be called the art of fire. Is he the incarnation of a god? Or the messenger of hell? No one knows, but it is certain that everyone gives him a title - the God of Food!
4. Tang Bohu lights up the fragrance of autumn
Is this true? ! What you said cannot be ignored! good! I am Tang Bohu, who is both beautiful and intelligent, the embodiment of heroism and chivalry!
Sweeping the floor is just my superficial job. My true identity is a research monk.
5. Shaolin Football
Sir: I have a blue dragon on the left, a white tiger on the right, an old ox on my waist, and a dragon head on my chest. If someone blocks me, I will kill someone, and if I block Buddha, I will kill Buddha!
The poor monk is the abbot of Shaolin Temple, and his Buddhist name is Mengwei. Amitabha, I come with the wind,
I am not afraid to tell you that I have seen flying saucers since I was a baby, which is what the world calls UFO. Do you understand UFOs? When I was 4 years old, I saw the legendary Loch Ness Monster, chatted with Bigfoot in the Himalayas, and guessed springs. In addition, I have been playing roller coasters every morning and evening since I was a kid. I also play the pirate ship in the morning, the roller coaster in the evening, and the pirate ship many times in the evening. Let me tell you.
Do you think I can’t find you if I hide? It's no use! An outstanding man like you is as bright and outstanding as a firefly in the dark no matter where he is. Your melancholy eyes, faint chirping, miraculous knife skills, and glass of Dry Martine all fascinated me deeply. However, although this is such a wonderful thing, there are rules in the industry. No matter what, you have to pay for last night's overnight stay. Don't you need to pay if you ask a woman?
Good deeds have good causes, evil deeds have bad retributions, the laws of nature are cyclical, and God is just and fair. I once caught a dragon rooster by mistake. Today, the emperor caught me. It is indeed educational. My admiration for the emperor, It's like the endless flow of the river, and like the overflowing Yellow River, which is out of control.
The fame of his martial arts is called Nine Heavens and Ten Earths. With one strike, all humans, animals, shrimps, crabs, and fleas within a radius of a hundred miles were turned into ashes!
With your wisdom, it is difficult for me to explain to you!
The alkaline water surface has not been submerged in cold water, so the noodles are full of alkaline water flavor. The fish balls also don’t have a fishy taste, but in order to hide it, you specially added curry sauce and wanted to make it into curry fish balls. But this is too naive, because you don’t cook it for enough time, and the flavor of the curry is only on the surface and does not penetrate into the inside at all. When the fish balls are put into the soup, they will be diluted. A good curry fish ball will make you have neither fish flavor nor curry flavor. Fail! I haven’t picked the radish, there are too many tendons, it’s a failure! The pork skin was overcooked and there was no bite, so it was a failure! The pig's blood is so pulpy that it falls apart as soon as you pinch it. It's a failure within a failure! The worst thing is the large intestine. It has not been cleaned at all and there is still a piece of shit. Did you make a mistake? Hey, there is shit. Hey, there is shit. Have you seen it? Hey, what a piece of shit
When it comes to cutting your hair, you shouldn’t just follow the trends based on how other people cut your hair. You have to cooperate! Look at your hairstyle, it doesn’t match your face shape at all, it doesn’t match your body shape, and your body shape doesn’t match your hair style at all, and it’s extremely unmatched! ! Brother Huan! What on earth do you want?
There is absolutely nothing wrong with you, it is your parents who have a problem and make you like this!
More than thirty years ago, when I was in middle school, I really felt that all the time I would always think of her, and sometimes I would suddenly stop peeing, and then think of her, my heart would feel sweet, and I would forget to pee after half a pee.
The head was slashed from the forehead to the nose, which (referring to the stall) was right in front of his stall. The tail keel was slashed several times, two tendons were broken, and the three forks were pressed down. The nerves affected the central system of the brain, and even the teeth popped out.
After beheading the chicken head, burning the yellow paper, and making an alliance with blood, Wei Xiaobao, you are my brother of the Heaven and Earth Society and will be temporarily incorporated into the Qingmu Hall.
We have ten major rules, twenty major codes, thirty major commandments, and eighty minor commandments. If you violate any of them, even if you are my disciple, you will be stabbed to death ninety-nine and eighty-one times.
But this way, I am a person with very complicated feelings. If a person with very complicated feelings only loves you, he will become emotionally defective. If you are an emotionally defective person, even if you It is useless to have him forever.
Mrs. Gentleman, I originally lived on the outskirts of Suzhou. My family had a house and fields, and my life was full of joy. Who would have thought that Tang Bohu was so arrogant and merciless that he colluded with the officials to occupy my big house and seize my land. My grandfather fell out with him, but he beat him down with a stick. My grandma scolded him for deceiving good people, but he took him to the Tang Mansion and raped her a hundred times. Finally, she hanged herself from the beam and hated the world. He also drove my father and son out of their home and lived by the river. In order to support my father, I had no choice but to kill myself alone and hate the world. He also drove my father and son out of their home and lived by the river. In order to support my father, I had to beg alone in front of the temple. Who would have thought that Tang Bohu, who was so insidious and knew this situation, actually sent people to plot and beat my father and son wildly in front of the market. The young man was strong and survived, but the poor old father died! This hatred is even harder to fill. In order to bury my father, I had no choice but to sell myself as a slave and make myself low. While working hard to make money, I also read books. I vowed to show my fame and kill my enemies with my strong will! From now on, Tang Yin's collection of poems will be with me, and I will remember that this hatred will not last forever!
A: It has been ten years. It has been ten years. I thought the country had forgotten me.
B: How could it be? Even a pair of underwear or a piece of toilet paper has its use.
A: Really, if I lie to you, I guarantee that I will give birth to a son without an asshole
B: Looking at you, I will definitely give birth to a son without an asshole. Even if there is one, it will be a deformed butthole. !
A: Who are you?
B: The world is dangerous and I never leave my name easily.
A: Since you refuse to leave your name, you can only leave your head!
B: I have been lonely all my life, and the only thing I depend on for survival is this head. I’m afraid it won’t be that easy for you to take it away!
A: OK! It was you who forced me to take action. I want to dye this sea red with your blood.
B: I have been wandering all my life, just like a lonely boat in the ocean. I have long ignored life and death.
Talking about money hurts feelings! But Brother Chen, we brothers have nothing to do with you, so we should be more direct when talking about money. It doesn’t matter whether you have money or not, but at least you have to be a respected person! (Change of conversation) - I would rather be rich...
You are all women, why bother killing each other? Even chickens are patriotic.
Go back to Mars quickly, the earth is a very dangerous place.
It’s really disappointing. Hearing your voice, I thought you were a very emotional person with a lot of movie fantasy. Looking at your appearance, you can tell that you have no connotation.
Boss Wife: You gave birth to a son without an asshole, your father sells assholes, you have a rotten asshole yourself, and you like to eat chicken assholes.
Big butt, you don’t have any business, why are you here to make trouble with me?
Bao Longxing: You have a lemon head, mouse eyes, a hooked nose, splayed eyebrows, windy ears, a big turned mouth, old Qiang teeth, a wick neck, high and low shoulders, long and short hands, chicken breasts, and a dog belly. , a bastard, if I were you, I would commit suicide a long time ago!
Bohu, don’t be so cruel, okay? The worst case scenario is that I swear, if I gamble again in the future, I will let the ugliest woman in the world gang-rape me every night until my body is completely bruised and crumbling. Is that okay?