a: everyone likes to listen to cross talk.
b: ah!
a: the characteristic of this cross talk is-is it funny?
b: yes!
a: it makes people laugh. Do two people talk cross talk, and just talk casually at this stop?
b: huh?
a: no.
b: no?
a: there are fixed lines. what kind of words do you say? this is what the apprentice learned, paragraph by paragraph. We have been apprentices since childhood, and I have been an apprentice since I was twelve. I am seventy years old now.
b: alas!
a: ah! This has been said for more than fifty years!
b: alas!
a: cross talk has a long history! Crosstalk is the birthplace of our Beijing! It started in this place!
b: yes!
a: how many years have you been crosstalk now? More than 2 years.
b: oh!
a: ah! It has a history of more than 2 years
B: Hmm!
a: I'm talking about this paragraph today! It's just a traditional show. Have many traditions been performed in the drama? "Big Detective II", this-"lost space" ... < P > B: Ah!
a: this is all performed. Can't all traditional plays be moved to the stage? It's not that! It must also be processed and sorted. Many things! Traditional ones should be restored slowly. If it's good for the people and good for the people, that's fine. In our life, uh-it's the New Year, put a pair on it, put this on it-hang a sign, hang a sign, just this thing-
B: Ah!
a: there is a place called hanging sign, hanging sign, is this thing going to be restored?
b: hmm!
a: can you change the words? It's new year, it's embellished! New year's day, post some pairs, next year, embellish! Chinese New Year! Brand-new! Ah! Hang a sign, hang a sign! Don't make a fortune, and don't make a fortune! "Strive to increase production" and "practise economy".
b: hey!
a: can you use this word? It's also quite lively! Many shops have to be restored! Restore the original name! Restore its original name and call it this name. The same is true of food, ah! The old snack has been gone for years and needs to be restored. But it is said that it is not completely recovered, and some things cannot be recovered.
b: what?
a: ah! Jumping to the gods, catching demons, and rounding the light, ah! Batch of eight characters, this this ..... Marriage, men and women make each other, this, this can't be restored!
b: oh!
a: that's all a lie. Right! There are also fortune tellers, blind fortune tellers, blind fortune tellers! Ring a bell at night, when-when-! With a stick, when-when-! Calculate divination, calculate spiritual divination! Asking for money and happiness, looking for someone to do something, looking for the blind man, are you not confused?
b: hey!
a: I've lost something, and I can't find it. Look for the blind man, look for the gentleman-call him "sir"! Sir, do the math! You lost something, you looked for him, you stared at each other, and you couldn't find it for the blind? Can that work?
b: yes!
a: face reading, divination, and judging eight characters-which side has money means you have a clear way! Ask for money and happiness! You're ... begging for obedience! Show you the way. Which side? Seeking money? Which side has the money, and he shows you the way? You asked for money and he pointed it out to you? He's not going? He set up a divination stand to play? He made it!
look at that fortune teller, he's so hungry! My face is green and my neck is thinner than mine. Can that work?
b: hey!
a: we used to have it on Beijing overpass!
b: ah!
a: we don't care in Tianjin!
b: yes! Both.
a: I've seen some. Tianjin three no matter, just the diviner, set up a stall, occupy the spiritual divination, calculate the spiritual divination, face reading and approve the eight characters. Asking for money and happiness, looking for someone to ask for a job, asking for illness ... What's your problem? Let him calculate it for ten cents. He shows you the way. Can this happen?
shivering with cold, shrinking my neck, like that! In winter, there is no cotton-padded jacket! No big cotton-padded jacket, wear a blue coat, and wear a blue coat in winter. Afraid of the wind blowing! There are four bricks under it.
b: ooh!
a: divination! It's not enough to choose the divination! I can't make much money! What should we do? Run a sideline business.
b: what sideline?
a: set up a divination booth, spread a large piece of cloth under the ground, and put some nails-smash shoes nails and repair shoes. Some people repair shoes. They smash a few nails, just the round hat nail, the big orange petal nail and the orange petal nail. Alas! Those who repair shoes smash nails. Those who do divination earn a dime. Trembling with cold! I wish someone wouldn't give it to him, and come and do divination. What does he earn?
b: alas!
a: it's really such a cherry, confused person. bad luck!
b: yes!
a: I went to him. Staring at him, he called him Sir: "Sir! Sir! I am counting. " I'm shaking with hunger. "Ah-ah-ah! Well? Calculate divination? Do you calculate divination? Ok! Pay! Give me a dime! " Tianjin no matter this, hurry to ask for money first. "pay! A dime! A dime! Save money! " Then pay a dime. "Here's a dime!"
"ok! You come to me to calculate the hexagrams and tell you that playing (just) is the spirit! "
b: hmm!
a: "my divination is (just) spiritual! I mean-show you a way! I'm telling you, you-you don't spend a dime! No white flowers! " Fold this dime, fold it, and put it in your pocket. "Tell you, I tell you this hexagrams, playing (just) is the spirit! I'll calculate it for you, playing is the spirit! You calculate it! " Still playing outside, still have to touch! "You shake your mind!" Then take a copper coin and put it in a box. Hua Hua Hua ... shake the hexagrams, pour it down, and fiddle with it for a long time. "What? Talk to me! What is it? "
it says, "I seek money. What do you think I am ...? You see, I'm out of order. "
"you! ..... you! ..... Tell you, go out, go out, the northeast! "
b: hmm!
a: ok! He sent people out to the northeast. Who are you looking for in the northeast? Why are you going? Where to?
b: yes.
a: "you are in the northeast, and there are expensive silver (people) in the northeast. Your silver (people) assists you ... Your silver (people) assists you. Go northeast! It's over, you're finished! " That's it. I gave him a dime for nothing. There is nothing to say, and there is nothing to ask. Standing here, I am stunned. "Look at my northeast, is there any danger?"
"no! You go! You go! Northeast! You only have the northeast! There are precious silver (people) in the northeast, you seek money, go, the northeast! It's over! "
this leng, "good! Northeast! I'll thank you again when I come back, sir! Good! "
I had just taken two steps when I called back, "Don't go! Come back! Come back! This trip to the northeast is not close. You can't hold your shoes! You pay another dime and nail some nails! "
b: hey hey!
a: three nails again, and a dime! It doesn't work at all! Some people will believe you when you say that! "oh! Fortune teller, he has a book! People have a set! Ma Yi Xiang, Shui Jing Quan Zhang, Yuan Liu Zhuang, Xiang Fa Quan Zhang, Xiang Fa Quan Zhang ..... four lines, four lines, eight words ... "Who made it up
?
b: isn't that a gobbledygook?
a: condom work! What "gobbledygook"? They also made it up!
b: oh!
a: I have read this book.
b: yes?
a: cough! I have memorized this word!
b: yes!
a: I'm going to press this word, and I'll also calculate a divination for others, and I'll also take a photo for others. I'll try! Is it ineffective? What was the result?
b: is it clever?
a: tell me who to meet!
b: it doesn't work at all!
a: it doesn't matter who you give it to!
b: yes!
a: alas! But there's one thing. I want to give you a face-to-face meeting.
b: really?
a: look! Do you believe it or not?
b: if it doesn't work for others, it will work for me?
a: this is obvious to everyone. oh! Why is it that he can be refreshed by looking at his face? What's the point?
b: ah!
a: all of you will know as soon as you listen!
b: yes?
a: if you don't believe me, let's try. 1
b: come on, come on! You give me a photo, and I'll see if it works.
a: stand still! Do you believe it or not?
b: I ...
a: believe it or not?
b: I ... believe it!
a: yes! That's fine, that's fine, you believe it, and I'm afraid you don't believe me. Faith is the spirit!
b: really?
a: look!
b: ok! Let me look at your face.
a: the first sentence! You're welcome! Say it if it doesn't work!
b: of course!
a: alas! Don't hold it Don't flatter me
b: I told you it didn't work.
a: if it's not right, just say "no! It doesn't work! " Just say, just shout it out.
b: yes! It doesn't work. I said it doesn't work.
a: that's right!
b: alas! That's right!
a: listen! Yes, that's right! It is so accurate!
b: I don't believe it.
a: stand still! Look ahead! The first sentence, ah! You are a father, aren't you? Say!
b: yes! Yes!
a: how about that? Hey! If you don't, you can talk about a few of them.
b: no, no, no, no ... no! I only have one.
a: ah! That's right!
b: ouch! How accurate! How accurate!
a: don't hold me, don't hold me!
b: I don't flatter you, I don't flatter you! Just one, just one ......
A: Second, second, it's still accurate. Look, it's still effective! The second kind: did your father and your mother have you after they got married?
b: yes! (loudly) Yes, yes!
a: how about it?
b: I have been married for a long time.
a: alas! Just think about it, think about it!
b: no, no ... forget it! That's what happened.
a: you're still ...! Think about it!
b: I don't think about it!
a: that's right!
b: that's right.
a: right again?
b: right again.
a: the third sample: how many brothers?
b: two.
a: huh?
b: two, brothers.
a: the twins?
b: hey.
a: sister doesn't count.
b: right!
a: sister doesn't count.
b: two brothers.
a: brothers and brothers? All right! You have either a brother or a brother.
b: huh? Have a brother, brother.
a: how about that? Right?
b: yes.
a: your brother is a little older than you. Right?
b: yes.
a: no matter how old he is, he can't surpass your father.
b: alas! Hey, hey ... ouch! If you want to surpass my father, it will be my uncle! You go! Where? This is a mess? This is a divination. Are you kidding? Your brother is older than your father?
a: isn't this a joke? Tell jokes.
b: just kidding? Didn't you calculate my fortune?
a: you got it! Face reading! Take a good look, take a good look, take a good look! In detail!
b: alas!
a: it's a lucky year to read faces and approve eight characters. Look at this physiognomy.
b: looks familiar!
a: alas! That's all! Face reading! Hold out your palm and let's have a closer look.
b: huh? Palm? What do you mean by palm?
a: hands.
b: hands?
a: alas! This rule!
b: hmm!
a: "if you don't look at your paws (read zhua), you must not pass the dharma." That's the rule!
b: is this my paw?
a: what's it called?
b: hands!
a: hands, I know it's hands!
b: ah! Hands!
a: it's a hand!
b: I don't look at my hands ...
a: it's my hands! I didn't say anything else!
b: then tell me this is a claw! Don't look at your paws!
a: that's the way it is! "If you don't look at the claws (read zhua), you must not pass the law."
b: I haven't heard of it!
a: the hand is just ... "if you don't look at your hand, you must not pass the dharma"? It's not enough! "If you don't look at the claws (read zhua), you must not pass the law."
b: I haven't heard of it! "If you don't look at your hands, you must not have taught them."
a: alas! This will do! This is also enough!
b: that's right!
a: that makes sense.
b: you changed your paws to find a way! How about that? This?
a: oh! "If you don't look at your hands, you must have failed to teach" ... Oh! Right, right! Ok!
alas! Ok! Ok! (looking at it carefully)
B: OK!
a: palm reading! Look at these three lines on the palm. Everyone has three lines, but they are different, just like this fingerprint, one person is the same, and there is no duplicate. What about these three lines? It's different, too. Tian Wen, Di Wen, Ren Wen, three Wen! This line is not good!
b: which way?
a: this way, across this one.
b: oh!
a: this is it. look!
b: yes.
a: it's famous!
b: yes, what's your name?
a: wash the stripes!
b: chong?
a: wash the grain, not "chong", "chong"! Two o'clock, a "middle" word. "Chong", "Chong Sha Wen".
b: what's the story?
a: alas! Have a comment on writing!
b: tell me!
a: the palm of your hand is tattooed, and the teenager must be lonely and poor. If you ask when there will be wealth, you can go to your husband and marry another man. You!
b: me?
a: alas! After you went through the door, your husband lost it. Alas! My husband is gone, and now you are planning to get married. That's good! It's better to marry a Shandong person before you get married. Shandong people belong to wood, wood makes a fire, and husband and wife are happy. Better marry a fat man. Fat people belong to water, aquatic wood, so much the better. Look, this hot weather this year, this fat man came.
b: ooh!
a: you'll see.
b: ok! You go, you go! This physiognomy, even men and women can't see, I am a man and I am a woman?
a: female.
b: ah! A man.
a: female.
b: how do you know I'm a woman?
a: look! Hand in hand, male left female right. Give me your right hand, woman!
b: can't you tell me that I put my hand wrong? Still, still ... Have to marry, and marry a big fat man! This fat man still comes in June for the Spring Festival! Where did this happen?
a: is this it?
b: here.
a: alas! Yeah! Left hand! Palm reading!
b: alas!
a: ok! Not bad! <