April Fool’s Day tricks

Troublesome text messages

★ "Can't put it down" means that you like it so much that you won't let go, so you should say "I can't put it down" loudly to the person you like. Try it and see more Shouting a few times will definitely have an effect.

★You borrowed clothes from Baiyun, borrowed wings from the bird, ran up to me like flying, and said to me: This is what a birdman looks like!

★No matter where you fly, I will follow you; no matter where you escape, I will chase you. Then beat you to death - a dead fly.

★I want to say goodbye to you. Seeing the innocence written all over your face, my heart is broken. Why did I choose so deeply, but then give up in a hurry? How much I want to have you forever. Stay with me, but my mother said "Pigs are not allowed in the city"!

★Ah! Your skin is so shiny, your fragrance is so irresistible, let me bite you hard, my dear - braised pork!

★ Your lover should choose someone who is as gentle as water and sweet as honey; your opponent should choose someone who is smart, capable, and strong; your colleague should choose someone who works hard and has no temper; and your friend should choose someone who has a pig head, a dog brain, and a runny nose. Don’t look at it. Okay, wipe your nose quickly.

★According to your birth date, you will definitely make a fortune today. First, get an explosive hairstyle, wear patched clothes, hold a wooden stick in your right hand, a porcelain bowl in your left hand, walk along the street, and put in your mouth He muttered the words "Okay, okay".

★ I miss you during the day, I miss you at night, I miss you when I eat, and I dream about you when I sleep. I miss you every day and have trouble falling asleep at night. I suffer so much that thousands of words turn into one sentence: When will I get you... ...5 million grand prize!

★Report: Your sleeping position is incorrect at this time. For your health, please get up and go back to sleep...Mobile phone real-time monitoring system.

★Abandoned? Being bullied? Homeless? Don't be sad, don't be discouraged, even if the whole world despises you, at least there is still us, the National Pig Farm - your warm home.

★I am the one who loves you most in this life. In the next life, if you are a fish, I will be the water, if you are a flower, I will be the gardener, if you are a turtle, I will be the hammer.

★Others are like a flower stuck on cow dung, but you are different... you are like a pile of cow dung dropped on flowers!

★Others have big bouquets of roses, but I am short of money. I have a pot of cactus. I hold it and muster up the courage to say three words to you: "Sit on it!"

★Snowflakes are floating in the cold sky, ice flakes are hanging on the green trees, and your beautiful shoes are leaking out of your feet. You are such a fool, looking at your phone and drooling! What are you looking at? You still haven’t wiped it off .

★No matter how high the sky is, how deep the sea is, how hard the steel is, how strong the wind is, how long the feet are, how wide the river is, how strong the wine is, how cold the ice is, how hot the fire is... I just want to tell you. , none of this is your business!

★Not every flower can represent love, but roses do; not every tree can withstand thirst, but poplar does; not every pig can receive text messages, but You did it!

★It’s not because I think of you on such a cold night, it’s because I only think of you on such a cold night. Can’t you see that I am sincere? I am attached to your gentle embrace and cannot leave for a moment, dear quilt.

★Don’t move! robbery! All hands up! The man stands on the left and the woman stands on the right. The pervert is standing in the middle, saying you are still reading text messages!

★Don’t be crazy with me, my eldest brother Qin Shihuang. If you don’t believe me, bin Laden is my uncle. Bombing first and poisoning later, both Americans and Americans will have to take it. If you continue to dissatisfy, your household registration will be changed to that of a pig!

★Don’t ask me why I cry, my tears flow for you and my heart breaks for you. I hate that man, why did he take you away from me... dead thief!

★Don’t think that you can settle down by building a city; don’t think that you can have a good harvest by sowing seeds; don’t think that reaching the top means conquering; don’t think that you are small and have no power; don’t think that because I am silenced, there is no one. Scold you; don’t think that I have forgotten you. At critical moments, such as today, the first thing I think of is you.

★Those who don’t know that they are ignorant are undoubtedly doubly ignorant. Those who continue to read text messages undoubtedly don’t know that they are ignorant. You are such a cute fool!

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★Riddle: A piece of bamboo on the Hanshan Temple. If you don’t have the intention, you will fly away separately. The slightest affection will come and go, and the swans and birds will fly away by the pond. Make a cup of gold without a container. Answer: Waiting for you to give me money.

★Tea should be drunk strong until it is bland and tasteless. If you get drunk, you never want to wake up. Pig's trotters should have thick skin and lots of meat. Hey, the one with the mobile phone is good!

★In the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, you commanded the entire army, with a pot lid on your head, a sack on your head, a can on your feet, a cabbage in your hand, and shouting, "Who has duck and goose feathers to sell?"

★From the first time I saw you, I was deeply fascinated by you. This is the happiness given to me by God. I don’t want to leave. I always want to say one thing: open your zipper. .

★Once upon a time, there was a girl named Joanina. She fell in love with a man named Shad, and they watched the stars together. As the meteor streaked across the sky, they named it: Jonina Shad's star.

★Promise me to take good care of myself, to be calm no matter what happens, to be determined no matter what I do, to be optimistic no matter when and where, and not to tell anyone no matter who I meet, You are crazy.

★You have a chubby face with big ears, a cute mouth with round nostrils, phoenix eyes under long eyelashes, natural pointed leather shoes, and pigtails tied behind your buttocks. This is you - a pig!

★The sea is full of water! What a horse! It has four legs! Chili pepper, it’s so spicy! You fool who reads text messages, he’s grinning!

★When you read this text message, you are already in trouble; if you delete the text message, you will be in trouble; if you reply to the text message, you owe me a life; if you do not reply to the text message, you will be on the road to hell.

★When you pick up the mirror and look at your round face, high nose, charming eyes, sexy mouth, and blessed ears, you will sigh loudly - pig!

★When you carry a bow and an arrow and walk into the depths of a deep and narrow canyon, you find a wolf in front of you and a ghost behind you. Let me ask you: Do you shoot wolves or ghosts?

★The moment I made up my mind and turned away, your helpless crying and heart-rending pain behind me made me understand in an instant how much I love you. He turned around and cried, hugging you tightly and shouting: I won’t sell this pig!

Reality is annoying

I had a dream last night, and you were the protagonist! Dreaming that you are panting and chasing a pig with a kitchen knife in your hand. But the pig suddenly knelt down and begged for mercy and said: We are born from the same roots, why are we in such a hurry?

You are ruthless, you are ruthless, you are so ruthless; a person is thinner than a cucumber, not even three ounces of meat; the skin is thicker than a city wall, and cannonballs cannot penetrate; the heart is smaller than the eye of a needle, and never suffers; love is worse than paper. Bo, whoever you catch will be trapped!

You are kind like a cat, you are loyal like a dog, you are cute like a bird, you know the way like a horse, you are beautiful like a butterfly, you are diligent like a bee, you are similar in everything, and you are like a bee. No wonder everyone calls you...a beast!

I dreamed of you last night and sent you home. We walked to a beautiful building. You said it and ran in. I looked at your figure and saw mental illness written on it. Hospital

Yesterday I made a bet with my friends. I said: There is no one stupider than a pig in the world. As a result, I lost, and it’s all your fault. Invite me to dinner! ! Heal my frustrated heart.

Please press down to see the beauty. . . . . . Unfortunately, the beauty ran away. . . . . . I told you I ran away and you still clicked. . . . . . The idiot still clicked. . . . . . Really not

If you forward this text message 3 times, you will have wealth; if you forward it 6 times, you will have official luck; if you forward it 10 times, you will have good luck; if you forward it 20 times, you will spend 2 Yuan!

I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you Saibei snow. Sorry, the cassette is gone.

When you wake up today, there is a mosquito lying on your pillow, and a suicide note next to you: I struggled all night, and your shame makes me shameless in this world! Lord forgive him! I committed suicide.

Someone saw you today. You are still so charming. You are wearing a plaid vest and walking slowly with a detached and comfortable look. You are so cute. I don’t know how you could beat the rabbit back then. ?

You go! Find someone worthy of your love... I don't know you well enough. I know that some things cannot be forced and some distances cannot be crossed. Just like yesterday, I really couldn't believe that you left with someone just for a bone.

If a woman says that she can see the sun and the moon, her eyes will be blue and blue, and she will have serious astigmatism. Joke Portal

fine! fine! fine! fine! fine! fine! fine! fine! fine! fine! fine! fine! fine! fine! I told you it was okay and you still pressed your butt!

A cricket made a bet with a pig: If I jump into the grass, you won’t be able to see me. The pig said: Should I be able to see you? So the cricket jumped into the grass. The pigs are watching, the pigs are watching! The pig is still watching! Why are the pigs still watching? !

Celebrating the holidays is just a cover for having fun, and being happy is the best policy. So it doesn't hurt to be fooled on April Fool's Day, after all, everyone is here to relax and have fun. If it's not too much, don't take it seriously.

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Haha, April 1st is Fool's Day, let us wish you a happy April Fool's Day with great enthusiasm!