Speak well in cross talk
A asks you a question
What is B’s question?
A, can you speak?
What did B say?
A’s language
B, you must understand, I am talking about human language
A’s language can be divided into many kinds. First, Ask me which country you are from
B Which country are you from? I am from that country. I am the same as you.
A inherits it and I also inherit it. I am the same as you.
B scared me
If A says this, do you think you are Chinese?
Why does B think that I am Chinese
A, you think what you said is also Chinese, it’s all nonsense, I want to ask you, what is Chinese?
B, you asked, I answered, it’s all Chinese
A, then what is standard Chinese?
B, Mandarin
A, what is Mandarin?
B, these one hundred thousand Why did I catch up?
Does A know?
B doesn’t know
A tells you that Northern dialect is the basic dialect and Beijing dialect is the standard pronunciation. , based on typical vernacular writings as the grammatical standard, the *** synonym used by the Han nationality is called Mandarin
B Anyway, I can’t understand what you are saying, anyway, I am speaking Mandarin
A, what do you think of your level?
B, to be modest, it’s very good
A, this is modest, please tell me in detail
B’s four tones are accurate , Jian Tuan is clear, talk to me and make sure there are no typos in white characters
What if A does?
B picks it out and I treat you to grilled sea cucumbers
A Let's go
Why did B just leave?
Aren't you going to treat A?
I picked B out by mistake, please treat me again
A Already out
Where is B
A, what do you want to treat me to?
B grilled sea cucumber
A, please tell me about this grilled sea cucumber How to write the character "Pa"
B has a handle and a character on this side
The standard pronunciation of A in Mandarin is Pa, the second tone, you pronounce the first tone
If B talks, he can’t guarantee that there will be one or two, right?
What does A mean by two? One is one, two is two, two is two. You have to follow this when you go to the bank to withdraw money. People said, Comrade, please let me withdraw two thousand yuan. Did anyone say that I would withdraw two thousand yuan?
Didn’t B always say this, one or two people?
A what? It’s called San, one is one, two is two, and three is three. As we all know, the classic literary classic The Romance of the Three Kingdoms is adapted to you. The Romance of the Three Kingdoms
B Oops, let me catch up today< /p>
A, what is jin'er? Read it straight, today's world. Is there anyone who talks about today's world?
B, OK, I'll change it tomorrow
What does A mean by Ming'er? Read it straight, movie star. Who have you ever heard of movie Ming'er star?
What does A mean by Zhen'er?
What does A mean by Zhen'er?
B's orthographic pronunciation is true
A asked you to ponder like this
What does B mean? Such as grinding, pondering
B, if you say so, I will stop talking
What does A mean by talking?
B, will you let me talk?
A: This is a joke to you, and I want to remind you, because you are an actor, and actors have the obligation to spread Mandarin. To spread it, you must first understand it. Right?
B: Oh~
A: So the word you said just now was pronounced as PA——
B: OK, OK, tomorrow~~ I will study hard tomorrow.
A: Tell everyone who you plan to learn from?
B: Then let’s learn from the actors.
A: There are many types of actors. Which actor do you learn from?
B: Follow the singer. A: Who? B: Singers, learn from them.
A: Learn to speak Mandarin from a singer? Let me remind you first, if you want to learn to speak Mandarin from individual singers. You must first practice not wearing cotton clothes for three or nine days.
B: Why?
A: You have to feel the feeling of being cold, in order to infect the audience to get cold prickly heat with you.
B: It’s an exaggeration, not really.
A: No, absolutely. If you don’t believe me, I’ll teach you how to speak Mandarin from that other singer. (B: You can learn from me.) I am learning from a Northeasterner, an authentic Northeasterner. Northeasterners speak Northeastern dialect. It had only been a week since I went to Guangzhou to develop, and the performance was like this when I came back.
(B: Come and learn from me) (A steps down and comes up jumping up and down)
A: The sleeves are even longer than this, hey! Hello everyone, it has been more than 170 hours since I left Shenyang, where I was born and raised. During these more than 170 hours, I really, really miss you. I really miss you. I really miss you. I really love you all, (B is trembling) I came back this time just to warm my cold thinking heart. I really, really miss you, I really, really love you~~
B: If you really love us, just send us a blanket each.
A: Then next. B: Hey, why don’t you continue later? Let me first ask if the person you are studying is a boy or a girl? A: Neither male nor female. Learn from him? B: I don’t want to learn. I’ll learn from the host.
A: That host?
B: TV station, TV host. A: Oh~~ If you want to learn how to speak, I suggest you learn from the announcers of People’s Broadcasting Television and the hosts of Xinwen Network. Because the host and the announcer are not the same concept.
B: No, aren’t all hosts and announcers the same? A: No, no, no, absolutely different. Nowadays, people are so bold that no matter what kind of people dare to appear on TV
A: (B: Really?) Yes (B: Can you give an example?) Sure. (B: Applause.) Hello friends, I meet you again. Today I will teach you how to make a dish. What is it? (B: What dish?) Of course I won’t tell you that you don’t know. (B: Isn’t this nonsense?) Today I am going to teach you an extremely common dish. What is it? (What dish?) Of course I won’t tell you that you don’t know. (Here it comes again) It's an extremely ordinary dish (say) braised pork. This braised pork~~
B: Will you wait a minute? What to braise?
A; meat. B: That word means meat. A: What I’m talking about is meat. How come you don’t know the difference between meat and meat? B: Return it to him and buckle it for me. Meat!
A: Meat! B: Meat! A: Meat.
B: Hey, I don’t believe I can’t teach you!
A: I don’t believe I can’t learn!
B: Meaty!
A: Meaty!
B: Meat (ZOU!)
A: Got it.
B: You taught me a lesson! If you love meat, go for it!
A: Don’t make trouble and keep cooking. Everyone can cook braised pork, but the taste will be different in every family. (Why is it different?) Of course I won’t tell you that you don’t know (if I say this again, would you believe it?) In fact, it’s very simple to put it plainly. The most important part of cooking meat must be remembered, which is to urinate (what to put in) ! ) for urine.
B: That’s called material!
A: It’s for urination.
B: Just say whatever you want.
A: Everyone must follow this principle. If you urinate too much, the smell will be very strong. If you put less urine, the smell will be very light. So how much urine is appropriate?
B: No amount of it is appropriate! Don’t learn anymore, don’t learn anymore. This kind of tongue can’t stand it!
A: Do you think he sounds ugly? There are others who are not as good as him!
B: Huh? What about others who are not as good as him?
A: There is something worse than his tongue.
B: You are teaching me. Don't make it up!
A: Are you making up nonsense? That's what I saw with my own eyes.
B: I really want to hear what other tongues there are.
A: Dear friends, we are now in a community in Chaoyang Village. Because the sewer pipes burst in this community, residents' drinking water was mixed with dirty water. After drinking this water, more than 40 residents of this community have been admitted to the hospital. Now let us take a look with the camera lens.
B: No, sir, I have a suggestion. Go to the hospital and have a look at your tongue first.
A: Just go to the otolaryngology department. I know.
B: Stop. I don’t want to learn this anymore. I can’t stand it. Change: I will learn from TV dramas.
A: There are many TV dramas. Should I learn from those TV dramas?
B: Taiwan, Hong Kong, that’s Taiwan
A: With that? B: Hong Kong and Taiwan.
A: Learn to speak Mandarin from Hong Kong and Taiwan TV dramas
B: Ah, okay A: How about that? B: It tastes good
A: What tastes good? B: I just like the smell.
A: They live in a dialect area, and they are like that because they failed to learn how to speak Mandarin well.
B: I just love to listen to it. Not only do I love to listen to it, but my dad, my mom, my wife, my son, and our whole family also love to listen to it.
A: The whole family likes to listen, I have to help you.
B: You have to come.
A: Let’s set up a plot and let your whole family speak Mandarin in a Hong Kong and Taiwanese style.
B: Hey, this is pretty good.
A: On weekends, you take your wife and children to visit two elderly people. When you enter, you catch up with the couple quarreling.
B: Why?
A: Because your father doesn’t like the food your mother cooks.
B: Just for this?
A: Yes, even the quarrels and persuasion are all Hong Kong and Taiwan.
B: First, learn what my father said.
A: Your father called your mother through the door. Come out here you damn old woman! You obviously know that I like to eat braised lentils, why did you stew a pot of braised pork for me?
B: What did my mother say?
A: Oops, Lu Dongbin is really a kindhearted person. He thinks the stewed lentils are too plain and wants to stew a pot of meat to make up for it.
B: How did my dad answer?
A: Make up for you! Do you know that there is something called cholesterol in that meat? After eating it, you will get cerebral thrombosis and hemiplegia. Are you trying to kill me?
B: You have to advise this.
A: Yes, your wife is here. Daddy, Mommy, don’t make any noise. It’s really annoying to make any noise.
B: I think you are annoying enough.
A: If you don’t like eating it, just throw it away. B: Hey, what did I say?
A: What? Forget it, do you think you are rich? Do you think you are Li Ka-shing? B: I have to say a few words now, right?
A: Daddy, Mommy, did your daughter-in-law say this to prevent you two from quarreling?
B: I am a typewriter, writing out words one by one.
A: Your father was angry again when he heard this, "You ungrateful, bastard who values ??sex over his father, I'm going to teach you a lesson today, and I will never let you go!" (Ouch, My dad wants to hit me) Raise your hands to hit you.
Your son became anxious when he saw it, so he went up and hugged your father's legs, "You are not allowed to hit him, you are not allowed to hit him, you bad grandpa, (why?) because he is my dearest (what?) Daddy !
B: This is all such a mess——End——