Guo Degang, Yu Qian - "I Want to Make a Scandal"
(The person at the bottom shouted "Better than Yu Qian")
Guo: Hahahahahahaha, still Someone said a good classmate, right?
Yu: Where can I find a good classmate?
(The person at the bottom shouted "Happy Birthday")
Guo: From your family Everyone praises Teacher, why do they praise Qian'er?
(The person at the bottom shouted "handsome")
Guo: Handsome? Okay. Not bad! Is there anything else? Are there any visitors?
Yu: Human nature is not bad
Guo: This human nature cannot be sold. Everyone praises the teacher, not only you but also me
Yu: Take a look
Guo: Yes
Yu: No
Guo: This is what you do on and off stage.
p>Yu: Thank you very much
Guo: First-rate humanity, ah, people in the audience are loyal and mature.
Yu: Thank you very much
Guo : Teacher Yu said on stage that he is proficient in learning and singing.
Yu: You praise it.
Guo: Do ??you believe it?
Yu: That’s not the case What's going on?
Guo: I believe it.
Yu: Breathing heavily.
Guo: Mr. Yu, the Chinese cross talk talker, is considered a person who has made money.
Yu: I dare not say that
Guo: It is very popular. There are many people who talk about cross talk. There are thousands of people in China who talk about cross talk, not all of them are like you. < /p>
Yu: That's true
Guo: People are divided into three, six or nine grades, and meat is divided into three layers.
Yu: Oh no, there is no such comparison. Yes?
Guo: I say this person is different. Different, there is Li Ka-shing who does business and there are people who jump off buildings.
Yu: Some of them lose money.
< p>Guo: How much does a cross talk show like you get for being so popular? And that person who specializes in temple fairs?Yu: Temple fairs?
Guo: Thirty This person was useless before,
Yu: Oh
Guo: From the first day to the sixth day,
Yu: Temple fair
Guo: I can’t live without subsistence allowances,
Yu: I can’t make money,
Guo: People have to worry about death, and there are worries about goods and goods (referring to Yu)
Yu: You are a genius. What do you mean by me?
Guo: That’s what I mean, everyone is willing to do it
Yu: Of course
p>Guo: When people go to higher places, water flows to lower places
Yu: Alas
Guo: This is right
Yu: Oh
Guo: Why do people want to be nice?
Yu: Yeah
Guo: As for the entertainment industry
Yu: Yes
Guo: There will be something substantial after coming back
Yu: What substantial thing?
Guo: It’s nothing more than fame and fortune.
p>
Yu: Oh, just two words.
Guo: He is such a big star
Yu; Hmm
Guo: Too much How about making money?
Yu: Yes
Guo: Look at what people are wearing,
Yu: Ah
Guo : Goldlion’s suit, Pierre Cardin’s shirt, Sheng Xifu’s hat, Apple jeans, Nei Liansheng’s shoes, Midel’s skirt, do you know?
Yu: You said this is a male movie star or a female movie star ?
Guo: Couple.
Yu: Oh, come out together and talk separately
Guo: They are very particular, can we compare with them?
p>
Yu: That's
Guo: Did we wear it? No way? I'm going to wear a crocodile to my death,
Yu: Oh
Guo: Still like this, the crocodile's head is pointing over there,
Yu: Ah
Guo: Pointing to the left
Chongyou?
Yu: A
Guo: Nowadays, all pirated copies are fake.
Yu: None of them are true.
Guo: We still buy pirated crocodiles now, the big crocodile is so big, (gesture)
Yu: Ao
Guo: People on the street ask,
Yu: A
Guo: How much does your gecko cost?
Yu: Oh, you are so bald.
Guo : Is it okay for a big star, an international movie star, and a front-line person to eat?
Yu: What to eat?
Guo: I will have Xianju fried liver in the morning and small intestines at noon Chen's stewed stew, served in the evening (didn't understand)
Yu: How shameful is this celebrity? Eat this all day long?
Guo: This is such a joy to eat. Can you compare with others in terms of money?
Yu: No way.
Guo: I want to buy a BMW when I go out.
Yu: Oh,
Guo: Get a Mercedes-Benz,
Yu: Sports car
Guo: Gabawu---------- drove away
Yu: What’s wrong with the fake car?
Guo: Woo, gone
Yu: Ah
Guo: BMW and Mercedes-Benz International first-class car
Yu: That is
Guo: Is it okay to be a young actor?
Yu: No
Guo: Get some money to make one A box of Charlie. A
Yu: A box of Charlie. How do people and machines put this one?
Guo: Put it together. This one
Yu: Put it Is it cool?
Guo: Squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, and squat, movie star doesn’t care about spending money
Yu: That is
Guo: Everyone does. It has to be the brand, not the brand, so I won’t do it
Yu: Oh
Guo: I asked when I went on a trip and took a boat trip
Yu: Yeah
Guo: Is there a Titanic?
Yu: Okay! I am trying to die.
Guo: I am not trying to die. This is really amazing.
Yu: People have made money
Guo: Do ??you know? I also hope that I can be great.
Yu: Yes
Guo: Do you know? Everyone wants to be famous
Yu: Everyone wants to be like this
Guo: I am very depressed when I walk on the street. Tell the truth
Yu: Yeah
p>Guo: When you sit at home and watch TV, all the celebrities are there, why not me?
Yu: What about you?
Guo: I bite you when I walk on the street. On my own, on my own, look at the ground
Yu: Oh
Guo:
Three feet of dragon spring and ten thousand volumes of books, what do you think God will do to me? I cannot serve the country. In the world, whose husband am I?
Yu: What is this? Just wait a moment. Okay, okay, okay, how are you looking for a wife?
Guo: No, what about my four-line poem?
Yu: Then you can’t just identify your wife.
Guo: That’s what I mean
Yu: Ah
Guo: That’s what I mean, how can I become famous, red and purple?
Yu: You also have to work hard and figure it out.
< p>Guo: I was just thinking about this. I turned around and saw your fatherYu: Oh, my dad
Guo: Yu Qian’s father, Yu Xiaoqian,
Yu: No, no, no, no one in this life has ever arranged it upside down like this. Do you know?
Guo: Yu Heqian, the character of the crane character
Yu: The character of the character crane?
Guo: No
Yu: Don't be fooled
Guo: Don't be too happy. The shampoo room has come out. The old man did it. You are in high spirits
Yu: Are you still energetic when you come out from there?
Guo: Ask your dad. Oh, old man, you are in high spirits when you come out from here
Yu: Oh
Guo: De
Gang, what are you doing here? I've been here before. There is a woman sitting inside knocking on the glass,
Yu: Ah
Guo: Ding ding ding ding, I I saw it was too vulgar,
So: Yes
Guo: I will go in and fight against those three vulgarities.
Yu: Ouch! Just go against the three vulgarities?
Guo: Look, you are really amazing.
Yu: Ah
Guo: You, are you going out for a walk?
Yu: Ah
Guo: Ah, I didn’t walk, I didn’t walk.
Yu: You didn’t walk. There is no such thing as saying
Guo: Everyone heard you going for a walk.
Yu: Make it clear
Guo: The old man never said this. The word "wan"
Yu: Hey, don't say anything, just go for a walk
Guo: Go for a walk, what's the matter, boy, you're so sad, so sad
Yu: What's wrong?
Guo: It’s not popular all over the world either.
Yu: I still think about it.
Guo: How can we be so great?
Yu: Ah
Guo: Honey, it’s okay if you meet me.
Yu: What?
Guo: Let’s go, my brother will enlighten you.
Yu: No! What generation are you in?
Guo: Hey, let’s just say that we are all like that...
Yu: That’s right
Guo: I said let’s not, don’t, don’t, don’t, press Junior, junior, senior, junior, I said let’s go, don’t press junior, (can’t hear clearly) come to the bar, let’s sit down for a while
Yu: oh
Guo: The old man is quite trendy
Yu: Fashionable
Guo: Hey, when we turned the corner of the bar, we entered, and the waiter, the waiter, came over. Why don't you two eat?
Yu: Where's the bar?
Guo: Sit down, sit here, would you like something to eat? I said give me a bottle UFO in 1985
Yu: Oh, there is no place to look for it, there is no place to look for it
Guo: What is it called?
Yu: XO
Guo: Let’s have a bottle of XO
Yu: Yes
Guo: Let’s have a plate of edamame and crack a few Big Kidney
Yu: Is this worthy of a set?
Guo: Can you control it? Me
Yu: Just eat it like this,
Guo: Can you control it? Ah? They're all here,
Yu: It's true
Guo: Your dad picked up a UF
Yu: XO
Guo: Bah , Pfft, Chao Chao Chao Chao Chao (drinking), here comes a lifetime of eggs! Bring it quickly
Yu: It’s like you haven’t eaten it
Guo: Knock it inside
< p>Yu: Who said that?Guo: Come on, let’s drink. Don’t worry about it. Drink first, and we will perish together.
Yu: Oh, what kind of knowledge is this?
Guo: Tell me what is going on? There's nothing wrong with me. I just want to be famous and I'm going crazy. How can I become famous?
Yu: Please give me some advice.
Guo: Okay, I am motivated.
Yu: That’s fine.
Guo: We have finished counting our years. When we finish counting, it’s up to you. Don't be angry, I thought it was amazing back then,
Yu: I had the same idea
Guo: I thought it was amazing too, but I was naughty at the time. I was 400 points short of being admitted to Peking University. .
Yu: Ah? Then just don't take the exam.
Guo: I regret it now. Lord, I hope you can get ahead,
Yu: Oh
Guo: Don’t look, don’t look, you are not my son, I tell you, I am just like your son< /p>
Yu: What’s the mess?
Guo: Don’t worry, I’m confused.
Yu: Who is so confused?
Guo: I drank, I drank.
Yu: You have to make it clear when you drink.
Guo: I hope you are well.
Yu: That’s it
Guo: Let me give you a move, right? How can I become famous?
Yu: Please tell me.
Guo: Let me tell you, if you want to be famous, publish a book first
Yu: Publish a book
Guo: If you want to publish a book, first get into trouble.
Yu: Something happened?
Guo: I almost had an accident just now. What's the matter? A car passing by my anti-sansu gate almost scared me
Yu: Ouch
Guo: I thought I was caught.
Yu: Ah?
Guo: Not feelings.
Yu: Stop talking about it
Guo: Is he trying to persuade me? Please enlighten me. I said let’s not talk about this anymore. Tell me how I can become famous. ,
Yu: Still thinking about this
Guo: Let me give you some advice. What are you going to do? What kind of ability can you do?
Yu: Which line of work do you like?
Guo: I have been involved in this literary and art circle for so many years. I have said that I have done cross-talk, singing, acting, writing, and acting as a supporting role in TV series. I have done everything in the crew.
Yu: What do you like to do most?
Guo: I, I don’t know, I can do it all, anything, whether it’s music or anything else.
Yu: Ah
Guo: Anyway, it’s best to get one in this circle,
Yu: Oh
Guo: Do ??you want to Go ahead, there are high and low in this industry,
Yu: Right.
Guo: Let’s talk about your side. Are you okay with elegant music and ballet? If you want to die, I'll make do with it.
Yu: Xian'er is out of luck.
Guo: I said this must be annoying,
Yu: That is
Guo: But me, I'm afraid that if I can't help it, I'll just take it for granted. Son, someone gave me a ticket when I came back. A ticket for the concert. Now I haven’t gone.
Yu: Let’s go.
Guo: I’ll take you there. The influence is The first step,
Yu: Hey, understand first
Guo: The old man is so caring, he took me to the concert, ah, violin,
Yu: OK
Guo: Sitting there, oh, everyone around me is sitting there in a suit, and his neck is washed and clean.
Yu: Why are you looking at people's necks?
Guo: Where are you sitting? The master on the stage is playing the violin. Your father is watching carefully. After an hour, your father stood up: "This grandson hasn't sawed it yet. ”
Yu: Hey, why are you a carpenter?
Guo: Uncle, let’s go.
Yu: Hey, don’t lose this job. .
Guo: It has to be marked by someone.
Yu: Yes
Guo: Oh, that’s not a carpenter
Yu: He's not a carpenter at all
Guo: I thought he was a prop maker
Yu: Where did it happen?
Guo: This, this (how? I can’t hear you clearly, I hope someone can catch it clearly and add it, at 10 minutes and 35 seconds)
Yu: Stop doing it
Guo: What else can you do? I, I can What? I can’t do the band, but I have a good voice.
Yu: Oh
Guo: I have a good voice for singing
Yu: Sing
Guo : A great singing star became famous in just one performance.
Yu: He became famous in just one performance
Guo: It’s amazing. I said I can sing opera and drum, but I can sing with this voice Wrong pronunciation position
Yu: Right
Guo: Shout!
Yu: What are you doing?
Guo: Get up early in the morning, I'll take you to shout your voice
Yu: Oh, let's practice your voice
Guo: Yes, let's take a walk. Let's find a riverside. Find a side where there is no smoke. Shouting, everyone shouting for their lives,
Yu: Oh
Guo: There must be water and rivers.
Yu: Practice Shui Yin'er
Guo: To practice Shui Yin'er, my father and I got up at 4 o'clock in the morning
Yu: Ah
Guo: Coming out of the shampoo room,
Yu: You haven't been idle all night. Did you get up in the morning?
Guo: Let's take a rest.
Yu: Where can we rest?
Guo: By the river at Yongdingmen. He said, honey, come on, shout a paragraph, ah~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~I didn’t go back all night,
Yu: Ah?
Guo: When I turned around, I saw a wolf coming out of the hillside over there,
Yu: Okay, the wolf has been summoned
Guo: Look at the wolf,
Yu: Look at the wolf too.
Guo: I don’t even dare to go out. Sheng'er,
Yu: Yes
Guo: I'm scared to death, "Speak!"
Yu: That's
< p>Guo: Your father didn’t see it.Yu: Oh
Guo: I’ll leave it to you, ah~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~(Louder) Hey, a red-headed female wolf ran away.
Yu: This is the real root
Guo: I understand.
Yu: Yeah
Guo: Wolves are afraid of dogs
Yu: Go! They all make dog noises Are you here?
Guo: It’s quite exciting to shout.
Yu: It’s not that exciting. A real person keeps shouting.
Guo: I thought about it, singing is not easy,
Yu: Yes
Guo: There are many singers in China,
Yu; Ah
Guo: Not many people make money
Yu: Same thing
Guo: After thinking about it, I still work in movies and TV series,
Yu: Oh, filming movies
Filmmaking and TV
Guo; Ah, this is fast.
Yu: Yes
Guo: Can you watch me when I act in a TV series?
Yu: Yeah
Guo: Your father said, "Okay, I support you, remember not to make those commercial films,"
Yu: Business
Guo: Commercial films that are tasteless, vulgar, vulgar and vulgar cannot be made
Yu: Three vulgar ones
Guo: Only art films are allowed
Yu: Look, it’s high quality
Guo: Let me tell you, what, that kind of thing? "Lust, Caution"
Yu: Huh? ! Are you going to "Lust, Caution"?
Guo: This is my favorite, "Lust, Caution"
Yu: Is this an art film?
Guo: Body art film.
Yu: Yes, alas! Okay, don't give me a name. Just look at the human body. Look at this.
Guo: No, let me think about it, this is a piece of cake.
Yu: What kind of piece of cake is it?
Guo: It doesn’t matter what you make, as long as you make a movie, it will become popular.
Guo: I said Zhuge Liang was a gangster
Yu: Oh
Guo: I said Li Bai and Li Qingzhao were gay
Yu: This How can a man and a woman be homosexual? !
Guo: Both of them are surnamed Li
Yu: If both of them are surnamed Li, does that mean they are gay?
Guo: Hey, hey, that’s
Yu: What kind of mess are you doing? Aren't you talking nonsense?
Guo: Oh my, I’ll go to Wangfujing to scold you
Yu: Ah?
Guo: There are so many people, I’ll turn red as soon as I scold
>Yu: On the street?
Guo: Go to Wangfujing, go to Wangfujing and have a look
Yu: A
Guo: There was a man spitting there, and he was fined one hundred.
Yu: One hundred yuan
Guo: If you spit on the ground, you will be fined one hundred yuan.
Yu: Ah
Guo: This is nonsense How much is the fine for swearing? I'll go back quickly!
Yu: I have to be punished to death
Guo: This time I came up with a good idea
Yu: Ah
Guo: I You can expose your privacy
Yu: Yes, tell me about yourself
Guo: Is it okay to talk about my own shameless things
Yu: Oops,
Guo: I’ll just say it, I’ll just say that Yu Qian’er is my illegitimate daughter,
Yu: Oops!
Guo: I'm so popular
Yu: No, why are you taking me with you?
Guo: You, something happened anyway. I became famous overnight
Yu: So why is the man an illegitimate daughter?
Guo: It’s just you who permed your hair.
Yu: Ouch! If you perm your hair, you’re a girl?
Guo: What did I say? I said, I said I had plastic surgery. Why! Plastic surgery!
Yu: This line of work
Guo: It’s said on the Internet, whether this plastic surgery or that one has had plastic surgery
Yu: It’s popular
Guo: I also said you had plastic surgery
Yu: How did you get the plastic surgery?
Guo: I had foot changes (is that the word for it) last year? I dug them out
Yu: Your foot changes count as plastic surgery
Guo : Did you find it?
Yu: Why are you so stupid?
Guo: Doesn’t this count?
Yu: What kind of plastic surgery is this leg change?
Guo: Are you not giving people a way to survive? I started taking photo albums when I was 9 years old.
Yu: You still plan to come.
Guo: If you want to be rich, take off your pants first
Yu: Who said that? Where is this sentence?
Guo: Don’t worry about whether it’s good or bad, just take a look.
Yu: It’s just fresh.
Guo: Really? I'll do the half-dressed one first, and the shirtless one first. Let's talk about it later. First, take off your upper body.
Make a piece of grass, put a towel on it, lie down on the ground, and take a big photo
Yu: Ah
Guo: After washing, come and see me, everyone, take a look, oh< /p>
Yu: How is it?
Guo: This Shaanxi and South China tiger
Yu: Ouch, a female is being raised
Guo: Oh, oh, let me see My skin. (I don’t know if it’s right or not) You hate me so much. Isn’t this trying to bully me? Do you still want me to live? Ah?
Yu: Just live.
Guo: I’m so angry,
Yu: Yeah
Guo: How can I be famous?
Yu: Still thinking about it
Guo: Oh, I’m so worried. I haven’t killed anyone in three days.
Yu: Hey, I haven’t eaten human flesh in three days.
Guo: Nonsense, why did you eat if I didn’t kill you?
Yu: Well, why do you want to open a meat factory?
Guo: Alas, I thought of an idea. Where can I start a scandal?
Yu: Tidbits of news!
Guo: Oh, that’s great!
Yu: Scandal!
Guo: It will become popular after this speculation!
Yu: What about this?
Guo: This is the most suitable!
Yu: How appropriate?
Guo: I, I, I will support female celebrities, I, I will spend some money
Yu: You support female celebrities
Guo: Maintain female celebrities
Yu: Oh
Guo: I came to foreign countries first, what about foreign countries and domestic ones?
Yu: There are high-end ones abroad.
Guo: There are high-end ones abroad. I’m covering Wu Teng Lan. Hey, do you think taking care of Wu Teng Lan will affect my personality?
Yu: No, you are both dedicated enough
Guo: Xu, he shoots more than 200 plays a year
Yu: Oh, Okay, stop doing this, you're dead!
Guo: Look, I won’t leave you alone. I'll pay for the domestic ones, which are cheaper.
Yu: Domestic
Guo: Domestic, I come, who am I to come?
(Someone called "Sister Furong" below)
Guo: Huh? Sister Furong is here? This is a bit heartless. (Laughing wildly) Hate it, I have to cover the one with great deeds.
Yu: Think about it
Guo: Me, I’ll take care of that, I’ll do it, Anita Mui
Yu: Hey, he’s dead
< p>Guo: Oh, Ruan Lingyu, Zhou XuanYu: Why are you pouring this up more and more?
Guo: Are they all here? Are they here?
Yu: Even now, I am from the grandma generation.
Guo: Oh, no
Yu: No more
Guo: You are all killed
Yu: Oh? ! I didn’t do it
Guo: Oh Du, don’t you leave one?
Yu: Think about it again
Guo: Actually, I have no idea what to do if she gets pregnant? I'll go find your father.
Yu: What are you doing?
Guo: The old man has plenty of experience. Let me ask him for advice.
Yu: Still let him
Guo: What do you think we should do?
Yu: Ah
Guo: Your father is happy, it’s expensive to have a female star,
Yu: Oh
Guo: A female star is expensive student. You can buy the female students from the film and television school cheaply?
Yu: How good is this old man’s idea?
Guo: Can I say it’s cheap? "Look! You see the same thing, right? Do you know this is a potential stock?"
Yu: Potential?
Guo: Yeah
Yu: Are you here for stock trading?
Guo: Your dad will introduce one to me.
Yu: Oh
Guo: A female student from a large film and television school in Beijing
Yu: Yes
Guo: Shooting Acted in many movies
Yu: Filmed
Guo: Very beautiful
Yu: Oh
Guo: My name is Zhuge Shanzhen
Yu: Oh, why is your name so humming?
Guo: I said yes, call Shanzhen
Yu: Hey, what about the seafood?
Guo: This Yu Qian’s father, Yu Xiaoqian, Yu , Mr. Yu Laoqian
Yu: I didn’t say this
Guo: Let me get to know you and call you my girlfriend. Okay, come find me at your school.
Yu: Oh
Guo: Bring some small gifts,
Yu: Oh, I want a gift
Guo: Be on time
Yu: Of course
Guo: As soon as she asked for a gift, it became a matter of course
Yu: I have this idea
Guo : What are you going to order?
Yu: A
Guo: I want that (I don’t know) thing
Yu: Oh
Guo: I won’t die once Has everything gone bad? I said it's okay
Yu: Got it
Guo: Hang up at the school gate,
Yu: Go find her
Guo: There are cars in front of the school
Yu: Yes
Guo: There are good cars, ah
Yu: Oh
Guo: All the major entrepreneurs in Beijing are staying there.
Yu: Yes, we’ve all met there
Guo: In a while, there will be a "ring~~~~~" ~~”
Yu: School is over
Guo: As soon as the school door opens, oh, all these girls are out
Yu: Oops
Guo: One by one, the flesh is hidden and the flesh is revealed
Yu: Ah, then there will be nothing left except the flesh
Guo: After leaving, open the car door Car
Yu: Ah
Guo: Everyone is gone. I am also wondering where is my Taoist?
Yu: Master Tao?
Guo: Where have my treasures gone?
Yu: This is like the name of a Taoist master
Guo: Wait, I’ll come out over there in a while, beautiful
Yu: Good-looking
Guo: Good-looking
Yu: Ah
Guo: Come over quickly, oh, this (action)
Yu: What are you doing if you want to enter the Tao? ?
Guo: The monk is here, the Taoist is here (add actions)
Yu: It’s useless, you just say this
Guo: I said you are pretty good? My name is Guo Degang, guess who I am?
Yu: With your IQ, how can you trust others?
Guo: Mr. Yu asked me to come to you
Yu: Don’t mention this?
Guo: Are you willing to be my next ex-girlfriend?
Yu: You didn’t even co-write it with your girlfriend?
Guo: I don’t plan to spend the rest of my life with her.
Yu: Then you can’t take such a big step
Guo: I...
Yu: OK
Guo: I said I planned to talk to her and talk about how we can be friends
Yu: Yes
Guo: In the future, I can ensure that you become famous
Yu: Tell her
Guo: I can give you five hundred yuan a month
Yu: Yeah
Guo: Buy a car, a house, and a mink coat All is fine,
Yu: Huh
Guo: You can visit all kinds of stores, you can go, I will give you a card and you can use it as you like,
< p>Yu: OKGuo: There is no money in the card
Yu: What should I use?
Guo: Nonsense, stop talking nonsense, where is my gift?
Yu: Look at the gift first
Guo: Ah, let me look at the gift first. It has not deteriorated. Do you think my bottle of preservative is suitable?
Yu: No, how did you figure this out?
Guo: You, just give this to me? You said you would make me famous, but you failed to fulfill your words
Yu: That’s right
Guo: I said what’s wrong with you? It is only appropriate to cash the check
Yu: Oh
Guo: I am not a banker,
Yu: That is?
Guo: I am a bank robber. I am
Yu: Well, I am so poor that I am crazy
Guo: Ah, I will make sure you eat spicy food from now on. Drink spicy food and wear spicy clothes
Yu: Oh, why did you take her to Sichuan?
Guo: I was talking about bringing a BMW over there.
Yu: Yeah
Guo: As soon as the car door opened, the boy came down
Yu: Huh
Guo: He came directly to me. Who is this? Who is this?
Yu: Ask you
Guo: This woman was so happy, "Let me introduce you, this is my boyfriend." I said, "Hey! I said I planned to keep her." Are you planning to keep her too? You're being ridiculous."
Yu: That's A
Guo: The man was happy, "Okay, you're quite brave, huh? Standing in front of me and saying this? Huh, fetching water from the well and selling it by the river,
The Three-Character Sutra was recited in front of Confucius's door, the sword was played in front of Guan Gong's door, and the three customs were rebelled in front of Qu Xie's door.
Yu: What kind of mess are you doing?
Guo: Do ??this with me,
Yu: Yeah
Guo: "Who are you? ! "I'm his boyfriend." ""ah? ! There are friends coming from far away, it’s not enough for you, huh? ! ”
Yu: Ouch, what the hell?
Guo: Huh?
Yu: Where did you hear this?
Guo: Ignore me
Yu: Really?
Guo: Ignore me
Yu: Oh
Guo: As soon as the woman closed the door, the BMW left
Yu: Didn’t I ignore you?
Guo: I have to race with you today!
Yu: Ah, I’m still chasing after him
Guo: Let’s fight to the death
Yu: Huh
Guo: I have a nickname "Thirteenth man in the second ring"!
Yu: Oh, it takes thirteen minutes to run the second ring
Guo: Thirteen days
Yu: Alas, not really How about it?
Guo: I was sleeping in the car, you know?
Yu: Wake up
Go after me. Like crazy
Yu: Ouch
Guo: After all, I have never driven faster than a BMW
Yu: That's true
Guo : I watched it go away in the sunset, it wasn’t my car.
Yu: What was it?
Guo: The pedal fell off
Yu: Ahem! Are you chasing a BMW on a bicycle?
Guo: I’m so mad.
Yu: Ah
Guo: It doesn’t matter, I’ll find someone
Yu: Who are you looking for?
Guo: I’ll go find your father
Yu: Also look for him
Guo: If he can introduce me to this Zhugeshan treasure, he can give it to me next time Introducing Xiapei Tangyuan
Yu: Okay, two dishes
Guo: When I come to your house, I’ll see a sticker on the door
Yu: Ah
Guo: If you are looking for me, come back in fifteen days
Yu: Why fifteen days?
Guo: The police arrested the shampoo room
Yu: Went in