1 A person who is excellent in one aspect must be stupid in other aspects!
A woman must be confident and independent if she wants to win her husband's love forever.
Not only me, but any young woman,
Anyone who wants to succeed must devote himself wholeheartedly, and the major is the most important.
Everyone has his own appreciation of art. I'm just emotional, self-centered and looking at what I like to see.
I get hurt easily, but I never get hit.
There is no one whose story is not wonderful.
7 beautiful women should be able to spoil themselves. Quoted from Lu Yu.
Whether a person loves you or not depends not on the length of time you spend together, but on whether he is willing to give you a promise.
I don't know what retention means. I only know that the person who loves me will not leave me, because he knows that I will be sad.
You can't wake a person who pretends to sleep, and you can't touch someone who doesn't love you.
I hope that if people have a unique vision,
Can find a painter before others find him good,
I think it feels great, but it's hard. Quoted from Lu Yu.
10 elegance is a realm, and elegant men make people feel like spring breeze.
1 1 When a person appears in the right place at the right time, she will shine.
Lu Yu's Idiot Quotations
1, Interview with Yang li Ping Lu Yu Q: 1, Were you beaten as a child? 2. Can you kill a pig? Can you smash the cake with that thing? She asked Yang li Ping what to eat at school, and Yang li Ping said it was cabbage cooked in some oil. Lu Yu even stared at the big eyes without god and asked: Why not fry cabbage? 2. Stomach ache Guest: I have stomach trouble, which often hurts. Lu Yu: I don't know what it's like to have a stomachache, but I always think that a woman with a stomachache is elegant, so I hold (demonstrate) ouch. Guest: Elegant? It's hard. Lu Yu: By the way, where is the stomach? Guest:
3. Interview an old man, at the end of the program. Lu Yu: May you live to be 120 years old! Grandpa: (very, very happy) Thank you, thank you! Lu Yu: Just kidding!
4. Liu Qian Lu Yu asked Liu Qian to choose his favorite magic. Liu Qian metaphorically said that it was like asking parents to choose their favorite children, which was not easy to choose! Who knows that Lu Yu NC said, your mother is just a child.
When interviewing the winner who didn't win the 5 million lottery, the loser: I had the idea of jumping off a building. Chen Luyu: Did you jump later?
6. Emil Wakin Chau Lu Yu asked Emil Wakin Chau if his math scores were good. Emil Wakin Chau is hard to say, Lu Yu believes. After the program was broadcast, many viewers commented on the matter in Phoenix Forum and Tianya Community. Because Emil Wakin Chau graduated from the Department of Mathematics at National Taiwan University, he had expected to be a math teacher.
7. Interview with Zhang Chaoyang Zhang Chaoyang said that his career failed and he was very depressed. He sat on the plane and looked at the night sky and the moon. He is very emotional. The anchor Chen immediately interrupted him and asked in surprise, how can I see the moon on the plane? Zhang Chaoyang can't answer the phone at the moment. She motioned with her hand that there was a window. She suddenly realized: Oh, yes, the window seat can see the moon.
8. Fan Wei Lu Yu: Your wife's name is the same as that of a Hong Kong sister. Fan Wei: Yes. Lu Yu: Right? Fan Wei: Yes. Lu Yu: Are you so beautiful? Fan Wei: No, then I haven't met that person, that Hong Kong sister. (Helpless) Lu Yu: That Hong Kong sister is quite beautiful. Fan Wei: There is no comparability. (Unbearable) Lu Yu: That Hong Kong sister is quite beautiful. Fan Wei: Ah. Lu Yu: Exactly the same name. Fan Wei: The name is exactly the same (what can I say, ORZ).
9. Zhao Benshan Lao Zhao: I can't stand professional actors. I like nature. Lu Yu: Really, I think you are quite professional. Lao Zhao: I am not a professional. You are also a non-professional host. Lu Yu: (paused for a few seconds) Giggle, Giggle, Giggle.
10, interviewing the comedian Lu Yu is also a major feature of the program. Some netizens think that Lu Yu's laughter is a kind of damage to the coherence of talk shows. For example, in the issue of Stephen Chow, she was laughing alone, but when she saw that Master Xing didn't laugh, she asked, Don't you think it's funny? Master Xing asked, Do you think it's funny?
1 1, AIDS patients once interviewed an AIDS patient. The man said he wanted another child, but he already had a daughter. Lu Yu: Do you really want a son? M: Not really. Lu Yu: Sure. M: Not really. Lu Yu: I think so. That man:
12, an interview with Mr. Huang said that after he interviewed the prize, no one was there, so he called the director back and drove to dinner. Then Lu Yu innocently asked: Really? Do you really drive yourself? Is there no car to pick you up? Sir Huang: No! We'll drive ourselves to dinner. Then Lu Yu applauds with innocent eyes (I wonder when I see this paragraph, why do you applaud? )
13. Interview with a man: I fell asleep. Lu Yu: How did you know you were asleep?
Fish Leong Lu Yu: Can you cook? Jingru: I'm good at cooking, especially Malaysian food. Lu Yu: Can you cook Beijing food? Jingru: Beijing food? Beijing roast duck? That's too complicated, I won't. What is Beijing food? Lu Yu: Mm-hmm, like Mapo tofu. Jingru: That seems to be Sichuan food. Lu Yu: Oh, yes.
15. Interview with left-behind children Lu Yu and ask them what they usually eat, and the children say vegetables or something. Lu Yu asked again: Do you eat meat? Child: Not often. Lu Yu: Why? Is the meat not delicious? The simple child said awkwardly, no, no money.
16, Yang Liwei's article is on Phoenix TV Taiqing. After Yang Liwei was invited to take the stage. Lu Yu immediately interviewed on the stage: Well, is your son here? Yang Liwei: I'm coming. Lu Yu: Would you please send your son up? Wait until Yang Liwei's son comes up. What's your name? I struggled for half a day to ask Yang's son what your father's name was.
17, interview song Lu Yu: I have to tell you, I haven't seen those CDs. Otherwise, I can't look you in the eye like this. Qu Meifeng: I know that you are more caring and tolerant. Chen Luyu: How can you act so calm? Qu Meifeng said, do you want me to cry for you? Chen Luyu: I wonder if there is one thing you will remember. There are so many CDs in circulation in this world. When will they disappear? As long as they don't disappear, your life will not be peaceful. Qu Meifeng: So it was you who reminded me of this again and again. Chen Luyu: Am I reminding you? I think this is something you will definitely think of. Qu Meifeng: Sometimes I try not to think about it. If I can think less, I will think less.
18, Interview with Cai Kangyong Kangyong When talking about his homosexuality, Lu Yu asked: Do your parents know your sexual orientation now? This program is very embarrassing at this moment, because Cai Kangyong's parents came when he was 50 years old, while Cai Kangyong's parents died in succession when he was in his twenties.
19, during Yi Jianlian's conversation, Lu Yu was not confident enough about some topics, probably because he didn't collect information. She said to Yi Jianlian in the program: They said that you Yi Jianlian asked: Who said that? Lu Yu replied: I don't know, they said, yes.
20. Twin articles interview twin couples. The younger of the twin sisters said: We were naughty when we were young. When grandma feeds us, we run around her. As a result, my grandmother has been feeding it to my sister, and I never eat it. My grandmother didn't even realize that she was wrong. This was originally an obvious funny story and joke in the misunderstanding story between twins. Lu Yu asked stupidly when the audience laughed: Why? Sister: Because she was stunned, she couldn't tell what we looked like. Lu Yu then asked: Then why can't she tell your faces apart? Sister: You have been interviewing for so long because we are twins! Lu Yu: Then why can't she tell you twins apart?
2 1, an interview with Li Luyu asked: Really? Are you really in love with Faye Wong? Before Li could answer, he turned to the audience and said: The greatest love between Li and Faye Wong in this century has begun! They are soul mates, the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, and they will never change their minds. 2 1 century witnessed the great love of Peng Fei! Didn't Li chime in and ask if you had any children? (At this time, the whole world knew about Li Yan) Before she could speak, Li said, Is it a man or a woman? Before Li could speak, Chen Luyu once again directed and performed in front of the audience: Looking at the screen, she gave birth to a girl named Li Yan, which is the crystallization of their love and a new testimony of their great love!
22. Interview with Wong Kar-wai She asked Wang what it was like when you were unhappy. In fact, it has always been to trick Wong Kar-wai into taking off his glasses, but Wong Kar-wai just won't pull it. Wang said: it's just a smelly face. She also asked, but how can people see that your face stinks with glasses? Wang said: all my actors can see it. She still insists on being unarmed, but I can't see it. Can't you take off your glasses? Wang said: No. She began to coquetry. Take it down and have a look. What is a smelly face? Wang Mingxian is impatient, and now it stinks to death. Speaking of making horror movies, Wang said that he would succeed, but he didn't want to make it because he didn't think watching horror movies was a pleasure. Then Chen began to coquetry, patting and patting, and it was fun. The king said categorically: No shooting. She continued to coquetry: why not shoot, shoot, shoot. Wang said more firmly: don't shoot. She is still playing the woman, slapping her face, and everyone says that Wang Dao is a good photographer. Unfortunately, without applause, Wang said more firmly: no shooting.
Complete works of Lu Yu's embarrassing classic quotations
Twin articles interview twin couples.
The younger of the twin sisters said, "We were very naughty when we were young."
When my grandmother fed us, we ran around her.
Grandma always feeds her sister, so I always miss her.
My grandmother didn't even realize that she was wrong.
This was originally an obvious anecdote and joke in the misunderstanding story between twins.
Lu Yu asked stupidly when the audience laughed: Why?
Sister: Because she was stunned, she couldn't tell what we looked like.
Not only I, but also any young woman and anyone who wants to succeed must devote themselves wholeheartedly, and professionalism is the most important thing.
I have always believed that as long as you really want to do something and miss someone, you will never give up this persistence no matter when and where. It's only a matter of time before you get what you want. Of course, persistence is smart persistence. On the road of approaching your dreams step by step, sometimes you have to give in, sometimes you have to detour, and sometimes you even have to give up temporarily. This is very much like the truth of war.
Many people say that one thing will become a habit if it is done for 2 1 day. Then you insist on doing one thing for eighteen years. What is it? I think it is not only a habit, but also contains many emotional factors, such as responsibility, such as love.
A woman must be confident and independent if she wants to win her husband's love forever.
A person who is excellent in one aspect must be stupid in other aspects!
Elegance is a realm, and elegant men make people feel like spring breeze.
When a person appears in the right place at the right time, she will shine.
I get hurt easily, but I never get hit.
Everyone has his own appreciation of art. I am very emotional, self-centered and look at what I like to see.
A beautiful woman should spoil herself.
I believe that the sum of happiness and sadness in a person's life is the same. I don't think anyone is less experienced than anyone else, so if you think so, you won't get carried away when you are happy, and you won't be particularly desperate when you are sad.
Even if you love you all over tomorrow, you still have to love today, even for a moment. Because the moment you love, the world is really unparalleled.
Love needs to meet the right person at the right time. I always believe that every love is a gorgeous adventure, and the wise can always see hope.
Lu Yu then asked: Then why can't she tell your faces apart?
Sister: You've been interviewing for so long. . . Because we are twins!
Lu Yu: Then why can't she tell you twins apart?
Huang Qiusheng's article
Sir Huang said that after he interviewed the prize, there was no one.
So I called the director back and drove to dinner.
Then Lu Yu looked naive and asked, Really?
Do you really drive yourself? Is there no car to pick you up?
Mr. Huang: No, we'll drive ourselves to dinner.
Then there was pure applause in the big head's eyes. ...
Seeing this paragraph, I am puzzled ... why should I applaud ... ...
Didn't win the lottery
When interviewing the winners who didn't win the 5 million lottery,
Unsuccessful: I thought about jumping off a building.
Chen Luyu: Did you jump later?
An uncle's article
At the end of the program, I interviewed an elderly grandfather.
Lu Yu: May you live to be 120 years old!
Grandpa: (gray and often happy) Thank you, thank you!
Lu Yu: Just kidding!
Emil Wakin Chau's article
Lu Yu asked Emil Wakin Chau if his math scores were good.
Emil Wakin Chau is hard to say, Lu Yu believes.
Lu Lu badminton revised classic quotations.
1, the so-called war is the struggle for dignity and life. I have signed a contract with the devil, and now I can't make peace with the gods.
A life that does nothing is just a living life, which is the same as death.
Humans always hope not to face death, but to ignore it. Eternity is also a punishment.
5. It has nothing to do with winning or losing. It's a wish.
I have been lying since that day. Living is a lie, my name is a lie, my experience is also a lie, all lies. I have long been tired of this unchanging world, but this lie made me desperate and unable to give up, but I gained strength.
7. This is the truth of the world, and what is limited is called life.
8. A life of doing nothing is just a life of living, no different from death.
9. Dawn will surely come. As for me, although I forget why I came here, maybe it is also a miracle. Although I do have many unforgettable things, I also have sad memories. However, the dawn will come. So don't be sad.
10, if the world can't hold you, then I will subvert the whole world.
1 1. If weakness is evil, is strength justice? Revenge is evil, so friendship is justice?
12. Tell the world that I am the emperor of Holy Brita, Brita VI of Lu. Sunazel also joined me, so far Damocles and Freja have been used by me. The black knight is no longer able to fight me. If you are dying, only Freyja will entertain you. No one can stop me, yes, the world has fallen into my hands at this moment today, and Brita VI of Luluxiu ordered the world to surrender to me!
13, people who know anger should also know sadness.
14, the result takes precedence over everything!
15, once abandoned life, no longer nostalgia.
16. Why is Snow White white? Because he forgot his original color.
17, I was dead before you and me.
18. When justice cannot defeat evil, do you yield in the name of justice or defeat the other side by more evil means?
19, false tears will hurt yourself, and false smiles will hurt others.
20. Without the consciousness of being killed, there is no qualification to kill.
2 1, some people are crying when he says he is fine; Some people are pale when she says she is fine.
22. My name is Zero, a powerful rebel.
23. If happiness had a form, what would it be like? Happiness is like glass, because it is never noticed at ordinary times, but it does exist. As long as you change your perspective a little, it will reflect light and prove its existence more eloquently than anything else.
24. If weakness is evil, is strength justice? If revenge is evil, then friendship is justice!
25. No matter how many times I go through reincarnation, I will still like Lu Lu badminton. Is this fate?
26. If happiness had a shape, what would it be like? Just like glass, because it doesn't exist at ordinary times, it is always around us. The most powerful evidence is that if we look at it from another angle, it will reflect dazzling light and overemphasize the existence of self than anyone else.
27. Everything will be flawed, and any world will be confused. Is that heavy stone called friendship slowly settling in your heart and becoming the cornerstone of tomorrow? Or has it been blocked until yesterday? The answer I should face is in my own heart.
28. False tears hurt others; The false smile hurt myself. I only have the memory of being a witch. I don't even know if I'm human. People who hate me and people who are kind to me all disappear with the passage of time. In the endless passage of time I'm alone.
29. I am the one who destroyed the world and then created it.
30. Yes, the gentle world is close at hand. Even if it is defiled by false memories, it is more transparent in glass color, which has always been everlasting.
3 1, only those who dare to die can kill.
32. It is because of death that people can live consciously.
Unconsciously, I have gradually forgotten my original intention. Now my initial memory has disappeared. What do you think of me now?
34. Even if every little thing is tolerable, if it is all accumulated, it will collapse one day.
Please like me. In exchange, I will like you very much!
36. Do you know why snow is white? Because it forgot its original color. That year, you stood under the cherry blossoms and smiled at me. Do you remember your innocence?
37. Let me suck every drop of your blood and throw you away like a rag.
38. As for me, I felt very scared when I recovered my memory. False teachers, friends with amnesia, everyone is lying, as if the whole world is watching me. Lu Lu is fighting against such a world alone, alone, so even if I am alone, I can become a reality in Lu Lu badminton.
39. Just saying nice things can't change anything.
40. If evil can gain strength, then I would rather be evil and fight against extreme evil.
4 1, fake tears will hurt others; A false smile will hurt yourself.
42. From that day on, I was not convinced. Dislocated false life, disorderly time. I was implanted with another memory, a life like an animal. But the truth is always looking for me. Yes, not me, but the world. The world will change and can be changed. Well, I am Zero, the one who punishes the world and creates it.
43. Some things are not realized until they are lost. I was redeemed by her smile countless times. It is impossible to bicker and laugh together as before.
44. A fake smile will hurt yourself, and a fake tear will hurt people.
45. Love is power. Once you like someone, you will always be full of strength. I think about him every day, writing poems, getting up early, knitting scarves, or calling that person's name and jumping into the waterfall. Me too. Is it Lu Lu badminton? Work harder for someone than usual?
What matters is the ability to produce results, which has nothing to do with race or means. The result takes precedence over everything!
47. There is no difference between goodwill and malice imposed.
I know why snow is white. Snow is beautiful. I like it.
49, have the consciousness of being killed, just have the qualification to shoot.
50. People with power are afraid of us! People without power, pursue us! The world will be punished by our black knight!
5 1. Justice and malice are always two sides of a card.
52. Maybe from that day on, I began to pray constantly, praying for the destruction and destruction of everything. Yes, it needs to be destroyed before it is created. If my kindness becomes an obstacle, I will kill it. Yes, I can only move on.
53. The result obtained by wrong means is meaningless.
54. If powerlessness is evil, is strength justice? Is revenge a crime? Is friendship worthy of justice?
Since you accepted my wayward request, you should pay the corresponding price.
56. If there is evil that justice can't overcome, even if it is succumbing to evil, should justice run through to the end, or should we defile our hands and control evil with evil?
57. Goodwill imposed on others is no different from malice.
58. Work hard with my share, ok?
59. Do you know why snow is white? Because it forgot its original color.
60. People are unequal! People who are born to run fast, beautiful people, people with poor parents and people with diseases are different in birth, growth, talent and human beings! Yes, people exist to be discriminated against! So people fight and compete with each other, resulting in the alternation of the old and the new! So inequality is not evil, equality is evil!
6 1, the so-called organization, if there are enough talents, will not last long.
62. Why is snow white? Because it doesn't know what color it is.
Lu Lu badminton, can I like you again after reincarnation? No matter how many times, I will like you.
64. What is happiness? If happiness had a form, what would it be like? Perhaps happiness is like glass, because it is never noticed, but it does exist. The evidence is that if you change the angle of view a little, glass will reflect light and claim its existence more eloquently than anything else!
No matter how dark the night is, the dawn will come.
66. If you are a witch, I just need to become a demon.
67. My mother told me that a person's body temperature is very effective for tears.
68. False smiles hurt others, and false tears hurt themselves.
69. In order not to let the lost blood flow away in vain, we can only sprinkle more blood. To do this, you must first become a shura.
70. What is happiness? If happiness had a form, what would it be like? Or happiness is like glass, because it is never noticed at ordinary times, but it does exist. As long as you change the angle slightly, glass will reflect light, because it can express its existence more than anything else.
7 1. Do you know why the snow is white? Because it has long forgotten what color it is.
72. The world is not only gentle with you.
I love you, Li Nana.
74. I created this world. Once again, it destroyed the world.
75. Forget it, just forget all the annoying things.
76. If feelings will become obstacles, then erase them.
77. In order to make the blood that has been shed not flow in vain, only give more blood!
78. I will bear all your sins.
79. No matter how many times I am reincarnated, I will definitely like Lu Lu badminton. Is this fate? So, well, Lu Lu badminton, I can like you again after reincarnation, and I will like you no matter how many times.