This is a funny film.
From the very beginning, the funny tone was laid. The leader and a group of people played a game called "pluck the hair from the head, and if you can't pluck it, you will kick people into the water". Sure enough, the leader's martial arts skills killed the audience. After a close-up of the leader's face and the expression "Look how handsome I am", the leader successfully fell into the water. Don't ask me why I was kicked into the water after killing the audience. A charming smile from the leader is enough.
Then an old man with a white beard passed on the position of the leader to the leader, saying that the game just now was a struggle for the leader. The leader said, Are you fucking kidding me? The expression. Don't ask me why the leader can still be the leader when he is clearly kicked in the water. The old man with white beard said that the result of the game is not important. Don't even ask me why the result of the competition for the head of the company is not important. This is the first philosophy of life that Director Zhang Zhiliang is telling you: As long as the leader likes you and you want to promote you, no matter what you do, he can come up with a reason to promote you.
I shed tears of happiness at the thought of learning such a profound philosophy of life after watching such a funny film.
then the first task of being the head of the household came, and I had to send two fruit candies to the emperor all the way. Don't ask me why I went from Wudang Mountain in Hubei Province to Beijing, the capital of the Ming Dynasty, passing through northern Shaanxi instead of passing through Zhumadian and Shijiazhuang, the international metropolises. Director Zhang Zhiliang is telling you a common sense of work: you might as well travel around on business. Don't ask me why I'm still so arrogant when I'm in Wudang. I don't even have a horse to eat ash on the side of the road. Locke is still in economy class. I once again shed tears of happiness when I think of the director's good intentions.
Then the leader somehow touched a water curtain cave on the loess high slope. Don't ask me why there is a typical limestone karst landform on the wind-blown plateau like the loess high slope. What can I do to open the director's brain? Then he peeked at the martial arts secrets that were actually printed on the stone wall in this dark cave, and then the goddess flew out of the hole under the waterfall. Don't ask me why my clothes and hair were still dry.
The leader went around and went to the Forbidden City. He met a girl who looks like a fake Zhang Ziyi, and handed in the lollipops. A eunuch swallowed two huge lollipops in one gulp. I was afraid that he would choke. Then the camera cuts to an emperor who looks like a patient with tuberculosis, and he is as white as death, and then he burps. Father-in-law said that the emperor died because he ate the candy of the leader, so he ordered an arrest warrant for the leader. Don't ask me how many people in the camera watched the sugar being eaten by my father-in-law, and how a lying patient with severe tuberculosis completed such a difficult swallowing action, so that everything could be promoted for the sake of the plot.
Then the camera cuts to the leader's grandfather and Brother Wen Zhuoge, and the hungry people rob the army food. Don't ask me why the rations are all corn kernels and the hungry people are still grabbing raw corn kernels and stuffing them into their mouths. I can only say that the props of the crew are cheaper and the extras are very involved. Then Grandpa and Brother Wen Zhuoge locked up all the hungry people. I went to see it again a few days later, and all of them threw themselves into the street. After everyone thought it was starvation, Brother Wen Zhuoge shouted that it was a plague! ! Don't ask me how Brother Wen Zhuoge knew it was a plague when he looked at a group of corpses with normal appearance and no obvious symptoms. Believe it or not, Grandpa believed it anyway.
Then the Goddess came in with her minions. After a scuffle, the Goddess wiped Grandpa's neck with a dart and said, "Goddess, I am strongly dissatisfied with your attitude towards the victims, and I hereby solemnly protest." Maybe the purpose of the Goddess's visit is to scare Grandpa. Don't ask me what the meaning of this behavior is, the director doesn't know how I know. Brother Wen Zhuo took a knife at random, and with a stroke, Grandpa also threw himself into the street. Then the attendant of the goddess was captured.
The hierarch here continued on his way, handing out steamed bread all the way, and it disappeared before Xue Bing, the goddess' ex-boyfriend, and another tragedy caused by steamed bread was about to happen. The attendant of the goddess was pushed out to ask questions, and sure enough, the goddess came to rob the prison and watched it fall into a siege. The leader came out in time to save the United States, and Brother Xuebing also saved the attendant and went to the Moon Village of the goddess together. Don't ask me where the high-end atmospheric moon kingdom is, and why it is a group of broken caves, and it was cheated by the name given by the director! Fall! !
Then the goddess leader stayed in the stockade with a bunch of people like Benxue Bingge and the victims. Don't ask me how to solve the problem of housing and rations in the famine years. In short, this is another utopia of * * *. Then someone began to cough, and the leader said that everyone had typhoid fever. Don't ask me where the plague Wen Zhuoge clearly said was. Didn't you see that there were five writers of this divine film? too many cooks's attitude of being too lazy to proofread after writing was really drunk. Then the leader turned into an imperial doctor and voluntarily isolated himself. Maybe Wudang Mountain not only taught lollipops, but also taught the prevention and treatment of infectious diseases. Then the isolated leader somehow went to collect medicine with the goddess, and took the opportunity to hijack oil during the process of collecting medicine. After collecting medicine, the victims were instantly better. Then everyone held a performance art party around the fire, and the leader took the goddess to a secluded place.
The leader and the goddess talked about a conversation on the cliff. Just when everyone thought they couldn't sleep, they suddenly approached, kissed soon, and then began to take off their clothes according to everyone's expectations. They took off their cotton-padded clothes and trousers, but they didn't take them off. They became hugging each other and gazing at each other affectionately, and then the camera zoomed out. Everyone saw two people wearing cotton-padded clothes and trousers rolling around the cliff in a bloated and funny way. It's a lie. This is! ! I brought all my paper. Show me this! ! Don't ask me where the two shirtless people on the movie poster are. Haha, you have been cheated by the director again. If you take it too seriously, you will lose.
Then the next day, three elders of Wudang volunteered to come to the leader, and told the leader the shocking news that "your grandfather was killed by this demon girl", and the leader had another look of "You are fucking kidding me" and then followed the elders. And then put in jail. Then the leader knew a cellmate who gave him half a dirty steamed bun and a treasure map, oh no, a map of war. Then the leader's master suddenly jumped off the cliff on Wudang Mountain with a 36-degree backward somersault for two and a half weeks, and then the leader came out, and he was attracted by Zhang Ziyi, the eunuch's daughter. Zhang Ziyi, a fake, not only looked like her, but also looked like her, and her eyes were distracted, so that I once thought she was blind. Later, I remembered that genuine Zhang Ziyi was blind in a generation of grandmasters, and I was relieved.
Then the leader gave the treasure map to Yuan Chengzhi's father, and then he married Zhang Ziyi, a fake. On the day of the bridal chamber, the goddess came, and the leader struggled to go with the goddess. As a result, the goddess was disheartened and the bald head was almost killed in a second, and the leader arrived in time to take the goddess back to the cave. Seeing this, don't ask me why the leader can't just take the Goddess away from the beginning, lest the Goddess become bald and be beaten again. no zuo no die why you try, Zhang Ziyi, a fake, has well demonstrated his trademark acting skills of thinking that he is strong and forbearing, but he is actually stupefied.
Then the teacher mainly went to another karst cave on the Loess Plateau to find a plastic flower to save the goddess. The goddess came out of Cecilia Yip in a coma, and Cecilia Yip advised her to read the rude mantra. The pear flower that the goddess cried with rain is reluctant to be the leader. The leader has gone through a lot of hardships and doesn't know whether he got the flowers or not. Anyway, when he came back and lay down beside the goddess, it would be nice if the two of them licked the goddess.
Then, suddenly, Yan Kuan was besieged by soldiers, and taught the main group to unite with Wen Zhuoge to resist the enemy. Wen Zhuoge wanted to outflank the enemy who didn't know where he was. Both the leader and the goddess turned into 24K pure idiots, and without thinking about how the leader's grandfather died, he took Wen Zhuoge and the soldiers into the stockade. Then the stockade was bloodbath, and the leader and goddess were arrested and fixed on the wooden shelf with chains. Then the goddess thought of Aunt Cecilia Yip again, began to recite the mantra, turned into a big killer, and instantly gave Brother Wen Zhuo a second. However, I don't seem to know the leader either. Don't ask me why I will lose my memory when I read the Desperate Mantra. Why should we be so persistent about the plot?
Wen Zhuoge was unwilling to be fated by the second, and jumped out to embrace the goddess and jump off the cliff. Then the goddess and the leader jumped together and disappeared into the vast starry sky of the universe ... Don't ask me why jumping off the cliff on the loess high slope disappeared into the Milky Way. The director's brain hole can't save the wood! ! !